I found a meme online, and decided to run with it. It’s got a ‘seven’ theme running through it and is all about the seven ‘deadly’ sins. So of course I had to pick it up and run with it, in a sexy phone sex mistress kind of way. 😉
Day one (today), is Pride. Mmm, pride. One of my favorite of the sins and an auspicious place to start! So. Seven things about me that I’m proud of.
1. I am proud of my ability to wind mens’ minds around my littlest finger. I’m a psychology major, after all, and have been fascinated by minds from an early age. So it’s a no-brainer that I’d wind up manipulating males for fun and profit.
2. I’m a good artist. I am proud of my skill while also acknowledging that there is, naturally, room for improvement.
3. I can control your cock at thirty paces, without lifting a single finger.
4. I can compose awesome poetry.
5. My fake orgasm scream is very convincing.
6. I can weild a flogger, whip or paddle with great panache.
7. I sing rather well, actually.
And, just in case you were all curious, the rest of the meme is:
- Day 2, Envy: 7 things you lack and covet
- Day 3, Wrath: 7 things that piss you off
- Day 4, Sloth: 7 things you neglect to do
- Day 5, Greed: 7 worldly material desires
- Day 6, Gluttony: 7 guilty pleasures
- Day 7, Lust: Duh. What did you think Lust would be about?
Guess which sin is my absolute favorite… 😉
In keeping with the theme of the meme I shall enumerate the seven things that I find to be wonderful and pride worthy about you!
Skin – Some may prefer tan or darker skin, but for me that pure, flawless alabaster and ivory skin is the height of angelic perfection. It makes me think of the purity of Victorian sensibilities, complete with the Victorian undertones that not everything is as it may seem from appearances alone, no matter how beautiful.
Voice – In the sense of her writer’s voice. Word choice, phrasing, tone and tenor are all sublime and get under my skin and conjure up the most delicious imagery. Imagery that perfectly straddles the line between pure sex and need, and fantasy and whimsy.
Voice – Her audible voice. I will shamefully admit that the very first audio I heard I was not an instant fan. I mean, sure I liked it – the context and the script were awesome, but her voice didn’t instantly grab me. Perhaps I had a head cold and my ears were messed up, maybe my headset was bad, or maybe the qualities of her voice are so subtle that they slowly work their magic over time… Either way Mistress Harper’s voice is perfect. I love every lilting note, every pregnant pause, and the playful, ragged little edge on some words. It doesn’t seem affected at all, like she’s trying to sound like a seductress wrapping you around her finger… She just is and you just want to keep listening and pray she wraps you tighter.
Personality – I suppose “personality” is tough one for someone who doesn’t really “know” her, but her Mistress Interview with Ms. Tia was delightful and I would hope to believe is indicative of her personality, demeanor, and senses of style and humor. Not once was I bored or wishing for pandering titillation, I wanted to hear more about this genuine woman.
Eyes – In a world where images of beautiful women are so prevalent, there are a few things to me that still stand out, and eyes are one of those things. Maybe I’m just a romantic, but something about the face and eyes of a woman I find compelling. Mistress Harper’s eyes are beautifully complex. One could talk about their emotional character, playful, sparking, kind, regal… But even their physical characteristics are compelling. Symmetrical, a slight almond shape, beautifully curved… and the colors! So many colors, blues and greens and is that a touch of hazel near the pupil? And the darker ring at the edge of the iris… ::sigh::
Eyebrows – I was never really into eyebrows before, but if you stare at the eyes long enough you begin to appreciate the beauty in them. I love that they are real, not simply drawn on lines or overly tweezed into oblivion. Yet they are completely feminine with that perfect arch. If you look at her photos you will see that arch in action, teasing and seducing you!
Red – My favorite color is yellow actually. In clothing I tend to favor dark, or neutral colors. Red always seemed a bit too… daring and bold for my tastes. That all changed however when I saw Ms. Harper’s photo collection. Oh. My. God. As the clichéd saying goes, God works in mysterious ways, and clearly this woman is the purpose for which the color red was created. That simple, elegant, sexy dress, on that perfect skin and body, while looking into those eyes. Heaven. And the banner photos here are gorgeous, but for the full and true effect, check out the profile pic on suckpatrol…
Thank you!
aw, NB. you sweet talker you. 🙂
You are so freaking sweet! I just want to smush your face and kiss your forehead.
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Ms Harper,
I am not going to be able to go toe to toe with the great NB at this juncture, so I will just say that this is a terrific idea for a blog series. *Scanning the list* I’m a humble guy, I hope I can please or amuse you enough to even garner a fake orgasm scream let alone the real thing. Of course, pleasing you is paramount and I will certainly do my best…
My fake scream is a thing of wonder and beauty. I use it at parties to impress the other guests. 😉