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Review: Mr. Limpy (large)

Harper 1 800 356 6169I’ve written before about playing with gender, and the games I like to play.

I thought I’d write a little more on the subject, and at the same time, give my opinion of the Fleshlight brand Mr. Limpy packing cock. When I was thinking about getting myself a packing cock, I did a little research first. I checked out all of the packing cocks in the Mr. Limpy family, as well as reading lots of reviews of packers in general. What I decided on for myself was the Mr. Limpy Large. Why did I choose this one? Because it’s ridiculously large.
Packing dildo made of Superskin materialPacking dildo made of Superskin materialPacking dildo molded from the average Fleshlight staffer, this is the preferred weapon for any Mr. Limpy duel.Packing dildo molded from the average Fleshlight staffer, this is the preferred weapon for any Mr. Limpy duel.

 

 

 

Mr. Limpy comes in a wide range of sizes.

Ranging from 3.5 inches long for the ‘extra small’ Mr. Limpy to a whopping 8.5 inches for the large, there’s something here for everyone. Frankly, I really liked the idea of having a limp cock that was well over the average size for a natural cock. Something about the idea of being able to use my great swinging dick to utterly humiliate someone just appealed to me. (I wonder why?)

The large Mr. Limpy has a circumference of 6 inches and a diameter of 1.5 inches, and it weighs in at a third of a pound. This is not a small cock. If this were a traditional dildo, it would be a very nice, large cock. However, it’s not a traditional dildo because it’s soft. Mr. Limpy will never be a Mr. Stiffy; made of the same material that Fleshlight uses in its eponymous product, Superskin is soft, velvety and squishy. It’s also totally unsuited for use in penetrative sex.

There are a couple of points you need to be aware of when purchasing a Mr. Limpy.

He smells a bit, right out of the box. Superskin isn’t the safest of products, rating only a 5 on the Eden Fantasys safety scale, so putting it up against your tender mucous membranes or sharing your toy with others may not be a good idea for you. I have no intention of sharing my toy with anyone else (my cock, not sharing!), and I don’t wear it all the time, so I have no worries personally about long term exposure to the material.

Strap-on harness brief for gender play made with 95% cotton, 5% spandex and compatible with medium size dongs.Pete underwear Commando is a Jock Strap style UnderWear, has a ā€œVā€ shaped, contoured front pouch. The pouch stretches fully across your front, and follows the natural edge of the hairline.Mr. Limpy is also a bit of a trouser worm. If you just can’t wait to wear your Mr. Limpy, you can do what I did and just stuff him in your panties. However, I can strongly suggest you get a harness for him. He tends to shift, and will try to slide right down your pants leg. He never made it all the way to the floor, but I did have some funny moments repositioning him. What wound up working for me best was the Rodeoh Harness; I just tucked him into the pocket like he was a real cock.

One last point to keep in mind with Mr. Limpy is that what you see in the pictures really is what you’ll get. The poor dear is pepto pink. It’s not natural looking at all. The solution is to take some of your foundation and soak him, and then coat him in some loose powder. He will absorb the new color and come out looking at least a little bit more natural.

Now, why would you want to get a packing cock?

I can come up with all sorts of reasons just off the top of my head. Gents, you may want to get a packing cock because what Mother Nature granted you is just too small and you want that imposing profile. Ladies, you should get a packing cock because they’re fun! You can stretch them, toss them, leave them laying around for loved ones to find, wear them to intimidate and play mind fuck games, plus you can order your cuckold sissy husband to get you hard and then laugh at him when he fails.

One last reason to get a packing cock: Gentlemen, if you were born (all jokes aside) with the incorrect genitalia, then purchasing a nice packing cock for yourself is a great investment. At under $20 for a cock, you can experiment with your gender, you can express yourself in a new way and you can, perhaps, finally feel whole in your body.

I love my packing cock, and give it four out of five stars.

If it weren’t pepto pink, a bit smelly, and made out of somewhat questionable materials, I’d give Mr. Limpy five stars. As it is, he’s tons of fun and I love playing with my gender expression and my cock.

4 comments to Review: Mr. Limpy (large)

  • Forrest Hicks

    Before I got my first Fleshlight I too did some research. During that research I came across the Mr Limpy. I wondered what the appeal of a dildo that was soft could be. I loved reading your review and learning of some reasons for having one and I am hoping you are enjoying yours.
    I do wonder how women react to a guy who is using one to cover up the fact that he is not so well equipt. Just for full disclosure, I have not got a large cock and when I am soft I have nothing at all. Yes it is an innie, although when I get hard I do have a well, average size.

    • Harper

      A lot of guys seem to have growers rather than showers. šŸ˜‰ I figure, as long as you know what turns you on and can tell me about it, there’s lots we can do, whether you’ve got an enormous cock or not! Goodness knows I can come up with some creative things to do that don’t involve penis in vagina sex.

      I’m trying to think what my response to a guy using a packing cock to make his profile seem larger would be… I’m thinking I’d probably laugh a little, because it’s pretty funny. Then I’d want to find out exactly what issue he has with looking small, and try to see if there was something that we could do together to play with that. Maybe some humiliation games, maybe something to do with comparing the two cocks. Perhaps point out that if he cock was really like Mr. Limpy, he’d be big, but soft, all the time. Either way, hard and small or big and soft, he’s no use to me for PIV sex, so we’d have to find something else to do anyway!

      I think there’s a lot of different motivations out there for folks to get a limp cock to play with. I’ve even had friends who got one, dyed it fleshy toned, and then just left it sitting out as a conversation piece. It’s pretty realistic looking, with wrinkles on the scrotum and everything, so having this dismembered cock on your coffee table could be a really great way to mess with people’s heads. šŸ˜› And the texture is just fun to touch, so there’s that. Maybe a limp cock stress ball?

      I’m glad you liked my review Forrest! (and I kinda wish I had a cock, so I could try a Fleshlight. From what I’ve heard, they’re the ultimate cock toy for guys. I’m such a curious person! I wanna try it!)

  • Forrest Hicks

    I love my Fleshlights, they are really amazing. I can understand the curiosity thing too, sometimes I wonder what its like to have a pussy and how it feels to use a rabbit.
    Having a Mr Limpy or something to that effect is something just sitting around is something I would do I if my living situation would allow for that sort of thing, yea I am a bit twisted in that area sometimes, but that’s me. šŸ™‚
    I am getting a funny image of using it as a stress reliever.

    • Harper

      I used it that way once, in front of friends. For some reason, all the guys got really uncomfortable looking, and winced. Mr. Limpy is really stretchy. lol!

      I heard an analogy once that made me, while still curious about what having a penis would be like, in the end, rather happy that I have a pussy. It went something along the lines of “have you ever stuck your finger in your ear and wriggled it? which felt better, your finger or your ear?” So, yeah. I highly recommend pussies, as things to have. rofl.

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