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Stroker de Mayo

Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to . . . → Read More: Stroker de Mayo

Small Penis? No Problem!

If you’ve got a small penis, sometimes it can feel like such a burden.

That tiny tally whacker between your legs can metaphorically weigh you down with the burden of everyone’s expectations. In our society, to be a real man you have to have a huge cock, and if you’re lacking in the penis . . . → Read More: Small Penis? No Problem!

Cuckolded By Your Wife

There’s nothing more humiliating than being cuckolded by your wife.

When your wife steps out on you, and goes out looking for cock, especially cock that’s better than yours, it’s so terribly humiliating. Knowing that your cock is so small and so pathetic that your own wife has gone looking for an alternative, is . . . → Read More: Cuckolded By Your Wife

Small Penis Humiliation Taken to Extreme Lengths

When you’ve got a ridiculously tiny penis, it’s easy to go to extreme lengths when humiliating you.

Truly tiny penises are so ridiculous looking that it’s easy to get carried away with mocking and laughter. I do try to remember to be compassionate towards the lesser endowed, but sometimes my sensual humiliation skills fail . . . → Read More: Small Penis Humiliation Taken to Extreme Lengths

Semi-Public Humiliation

One of the fun things about Humiliation play is how we can take our games outside!

Semi-public Humiliation is right up on the list of my favorite ways to humiliate you. It’s hard, though, to walk the line between semi-public and really overt. Remember, I’m a consent junkie, so I never want to include . . . → Read More: Semi-Public Humiliation

Small Penis Cuckold – It’s What You Deserve

It’s such a shame that you have such a small penis, cuckold.

If you had an actual cock, you wouldn’t make such a delightful cuckie. As it is, everyone knows that when you’ve got a lover with a small dick, there’s only two things to do with him. You either dump his ass and . . . → Read More: Small Penis Cuckold – It’s What You Deserve

Huge Cock Worship – Why You Need to Kneel

There is just something about a really huge cock that demands worship and adoration.

In our very patriarchal and male dominated society, it’s pretty common to run across males with tiny dicks who feel very insecure about themselves. Damn near everything in our society has been set up to venerate and revere the males . . . → Read More: Huge Cock Worship – Why You Need to Kneel

Summertime Sissy Fun for the Beach

As you know, I’m a Texas Mistress; in Texas in the summer we all wind up getting wet.

Get your minds out of the gutter! Ok, well, yes, we also get wet that way, too, but I was talking about water games! The beach down at Galveston, or hitting one of our rivers for . . . → Read More: Summertime Sissy Fun for the Beach

Three Signs of a Generous Lover

So you think you’re one of the world class greatest, most generous lovers?

Let’s see if you really pass the test of generosity in bed. Are you really a good, generous lover, or are you a selfish prick in the sack? One easy way to find out if you’re a generous lover is to . . . → Read More: Three Signs of a Generous Lover

Little Dick Cuckold Gets to Watch

If you ask nicely I might show you my dildo. 8006017259

Once upon a time I dated a guy with a really small penis.

I will admit, it wasn’t all bad. I mean, sure, he was incapable of pleasing me with his dicklette, but at least he didn’t try to stop me from . . . → Read More: Little Dick Cuckold Gets to Watch