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Merry Month of Masturbation

Let’s face it: masturbation happens.

Anyone who tries to tell you they don’t jerk off is a bald faced liar. Everyone does it. You sneak your hand into your pants and give yourself a quick rub and tug; in the restroom at work, over your lunch break, when you wake up in the morning, . . . → Read More: Merry Month of Masturbation

Z is for Zing

I’ve thought long and hard about how to end my alphabet series.

I wanted to go out on a nice high note, possibly with something about utter ownership or long term slavery or exactly how to train a cum eating sissy. But, I don’t think those are what I want to finish up on. . . . → Read More: Z is for Zing

Y is for Yoga

There is a lot of misinformation and misconceptions around what yoga is.

Let me start by telling you what yoga isn’t. It isn’t a way to instantly slim down. It won’t automatically make you cool. Yoga absolutely will not attract slim bendy people to you like magnets. I can promise you that yoga will . . . → Read More: Y is for Yoga

X is for eXtreme

There’s something really nice about the extreme fetishes.

Pushing that edge, riding the line between what you’ve asked for and what you really want; driving you over the line just because I can. Taking that inch you give me and running for a mile. I just love doing the really extreme things to you . . . → Read More: X is for eXtreme