If you’ve spent any time at all on the internet you know that furries are real, they’re out there, and they probably have very sticky spots inside their costumed mascot suits. You’d be mostly correct about that! They are real, they do exist (and are more common than you think), and yet they probably don’t have sticky spots, because those fur-suits are expensive and underwear exists. Let’s get into the furry fetish and why you, yes YOU, would probably enjoy putting on some fluffy ears and a cute tail and scampering around for a while.
Furries! What The Hell?!
In case you’ve never ventured into the fun side of the internet (seriously, get out of the walled gardens of social media and experience the true depth and width of the world around you), a furry is a person who enjoys roleplaying as an anthropomorphic character, sometimes in full costume. Often their characters will have elements common to the members of the class Mammalia, though some intrepid explorers of sexuality and expression have branched out to other classes, like Aves or even Amphibia. Some furries blend in supernatural elements, or create a character to roleplay that is a blend of several extant creatures.
Do Furries Fuck In Fur-Suits?
One of the most salacious bits of internet gossip that often plagues the furry community is the matter of ‘yiffing‘. You have most likely encountered the term from modern media, including an episode of CSI. Despite the sensationalist framing from media, furries are not having more sex at their conventions than other groups of people, and there aren’t convention rooms filled with anonymous fur-suit wearing weirdos humping each other in a pile on the floor, either. (I was disappointed, too.) Yiff, and yiffing, are more often used to describe cyber-sex, or to set furry art apart on artists websites. If you see an artists page that has a ‘Yiff’ category, you’re likely to find erotic images of anthropomorphic characters, ranging from soft-core to the really hard-core porn.
Why. Just, Why?!
When you dress up like Superman, and your wife pretends to be Lois Lane, so you can “rescue” her and then enjoy your ‘reward’, what are you doing there? What’s the reason? Or, when you wear a gimp suit and ask your Mistress to tickle you until you can’t breathe, or spank your ass red, or laugh at you and tell you you have a tiny dick, or really, any fantasy about domination, why are you doing that? The answer to ‘why do furries do that?!’ is the same as the answer to why anyone does anything sexual! Because it’s fun. Because it feels good, it fulfills a part of the self that isn’t being fulfilled any other way. Because they want to.
Should YOU Try Furry Roleplaying?
See, it’s my blog, I can write myself leading and inflammatory questions if I want to. Obviously I think you should try furry roleplaying. I think you should try everything at least twice, to make sure you either really do or really do not like it. (The first time might have been a fluke.) Here’s why you should give a little fursonna action a try: on a deeper level, putting on a mask and pretending to be someone you’re not can be extremely liberating. It opens and unlocks parts of our personalities that we don’t get to explore often! The same reason you should try both dominance and submission, exploring a little Primal roleplay can be really good for you.
Want To Know More?
You’re in luck, because Sunday November 23, 2025 at 11 pm Eastern I’ll be exploring Furries, Futa, and MORE on my adult sex education podcast Whore School! Join the live podcast and ask your questions in real time, or, drop a question here, or to the brand spanking new Whore School blog post about Furries. If you’re shy, or can’t make it to the live podcast, you can ask online and still get answers for all your burning questions. (Like, how do they not overheat when wearing a giant suit made of faux fur? The answer is very small fans built in.) Of course, if you’d like to explore your fursonna, or roleplay with me, I’m always open to that! Are you a good boy, ready for your head pets and scritches, or do you need a little ‘taming’ before you can be good for me? Let’s find out!
Your Furry Mistress, Harper
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