As you know, I’m a Texas Mistress, and it’s been a little bit warm here lately. So as a result, I’ve been spending evenings by the pool, in the pool, being gently misted by the spray from a fountain, and otherwise attempting to become aquatic. Imagine me in a cute two-piece, umbrella drink in hand, cabana person fanning me respectfully, and you peeping through the privacy fence. When you’re tired of peeping, you can come join the party and participate in our Sizzling Summer promotional event! Summer is for poolside parties and celebrations and giving away free phone sex!
That’s right, we’re giving you the chance to win free phone sex!
The Sizzling Summer promotion is very simple: every call or session in August over 30 minutes gives you an entry to a drawing to be held on September 1, 2022. Up for grabs? Twenty-three different Mistresses have tossed a 20-minute-long session into the prize bucket, and you could win yourself free phone sex with one of us! Call or text with a participating Mistress for 30 minutes or more and be entered into a drawing to win free phone sex in September.
What’s even better?
Mistress Constance has tossed her hat in the ring, and you can win a call with her! And, to prove she’s a real human being and not just a divine goddess from another dimension only reachable through appointments and with the aid of infernal pacts, she’s taking calls this month. Open availability from Ms. Constance?! Holy crap, you need to call for both of us so I can have a two Mistress with her. Not kidding, hook me up!
Remember, as you’re enjoying the last of your summer poolside parties, to use sunblock and hydrate!
Sissies, sunblock is a must for your daily routine anyway, but be extra aware of the damage sunlight can do to your skin this summer. Hit the high SPF for maximum soft smooth skin and avoid the dreaded sunburn. Non-sissies: you still need to use sunblock, bitches, you’re not immune to UV. I’m practically glow in the dark pale, so you know I use the good stuff, even in the evening, even when the sun’s headed down. And in this heat, hydration is key! Keeps your skin looking great, and also prevents heat related health issues.
Mistress Harper’s Summer Poolside Party Drink
Take chilled white wine like a Moscato or Zinfandel and mix with chilled fruit juice of your choice. I strongly prefer peach, but any good fruit juice will do nicely. You can be extra and add some sliced fruit to your mixed drink; try some frozen fruit in there, that way you don’t need ice cubes! Enjoy in a pre-chilled glass or tumbler, add a fancy umbrella for the classiness, and lounge seductively by the pool as you sip your way to perfect relaxation.
Call me all month long for a chance to win free phone sex in September!
Stay cool in the heat, and enjoy your chance to explore your fetishes, kinks, gender, and more! Call me, or any of the participating Mistresses, and I can’t wait to find out who wins the free call with me next month!
Your cool in the heat Mistress, Harper
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