Did you know that the Enchantrix Empire has arranged a little Holiday Gift for you? We did! For twenty five days in December, a different Mistress will be selected to be the Mystery Mistress of the Day; this means that when you call for a ten minute session with the lucky Mistress, you get a free gift of five bonus minutes to spend basking in Her awesomeness. Isn’t that nice? You should definitely keep an eye on our Twitter feeds to see who’s the Lady of the Day.

Not on social media? You’re missing out!

Follow the Dispatchers on Twitter, they’ll be letting you know each day who the Mystery Mistress of the Day is, so you can plan your day around nabbing that extra five minutes in Heaven. Don’t even think of asking for a list in advance: no-one knows who’s the next Mystery Mistress until the day arrives! That’s the whole point of calling it a ‘mystery’, ‘know?!

Want to celebrate in December with Mistress Harper?

You should, because December is, in addition to being the Winter Holiday Month, my birthday month, and my anniversary with the Empire! I think that definitely deserves a celebration or three, so I’ve added a few things to my personal wishlist. If you’d rather not buy through amazon’s evil empire, you can use the list as a starting point, and just have things sent to our office. Call any dispatch line and they can give you the mailing address! Send it to Harper, care of Mary, and it’ll reach me. Say hey to Mary while you’re at it, kay? If you feel weird about doing gift giving (what? gifts are one of my love languages, but I suppose maybe you prefer another), you can make a donation to your local food bank! Remember that cash donations to your food bank can go a long long way towards helping reduce and eliminate food insecurity in your area.

No matter how you celebrate your Winter Holidays, I hope this month is very good to you.

Your Winter Holiday only slightly mysterious Mistress, Harper