You see, I know what you are.

You’re a sissy slut cock whore, and you love a great big ol’ dick. It’s so obvious that of course I had you pegged right from the start. You’re a slut for cock! The way you stare at every even slightly cute guy around you, the lip licking when any man takes his shirt off at the gym, and even the way your eyes caress their asses and try to catch a peek at any available bulge in the pants. Such a sissy slut you are…

You can try to hid the truth, but it’s really obvious.

A little sissy slut cock whore like you is easy to spot in a crowd. Limp wrist, lustful gaze on every man around you, and that walk. Honey, walking with you is like walking with a capital-D Diva! You don’t just walk, you fucking sashay. Hips swaying, arms akimbo, and the cries of “yas Queen!” Do you have to be so damn obvious? Of course you do. Fucking slut.

Even when you were all shy about it, the truth still showed.

You, once upon a time, tried to hide the real truth about yourself. It’s like you were so ashamed of being a sissy slut that you did your level best to pretend to be a masculine alpha male. And that, darling, was about as useful as pants on a bird. Pathetic, really, watching you pretend to like beer instead of a nice cosmo, watch football and yell (really, you only started yelling after everyone else did, just following the crowd…) and when you’d date women? Ugh. So weak. A sissy slut cock whore like you trying to please a woman sexually is just not ever going to work.

You’re so much happier now, anyway, aren’t you?

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