That’s right, I’m hosting a sex party for New Years!
And you’re not invited. Aw, I know, that’s so mean of me, but let’s be real here: would you want to attend any sex party that had ~you~ as a guest? One of the hallmarks of my sex parties is that they’re very exclusive, by invite only, and ten million kinds of dirty, kinky fun. What’s a sex party at Harper’s house like? My, I’m glad you asked.
There are three things that are a must for a sex party:
First, you’ve got to invite only quality people to the sex party. No scrubs, no creepers, no mouth breathers, and everyone (I mean everyone!) must be clean and up on consent. If you don’t practice fully affirmative consent, you’re not getting the nod at the door. No entrance buddy. Likewise, if you can’t present your test results, you’re not making it over the threshold without some in-depth explanations of your safer sex protocols and how you plan to keep your partners safe. If you’re into being a creepy voyeur, that’s fine, but everyone has to be ok with you lurking in the corner jacking off furiously.
So, you really want to come to my sex party for New Years?
Ok, real deal, here’s how to get an invite. I’m going to need you to demonstrate your willingness to play along with our games: we love eager submissive males and slutty sissies. If you can’t play along, bye Felicia. You can start by buttering me up with a visit to my wishlist, then continue your slavish begging by making a donation to a charity of your choice in my name. (I said only ‘quality’ people, remember?) After you’ve gifted me and donated to charity, you’ll need to vow yourself to utter chastity until the night of the party. No touching, no stroking, and most definitely no orgasms, from now until New Year’s Eve 2017.
Because I want you incredibly horny for the sex party, of course!
Are you capable of meeting my very reasonable expectations? Good consent practices, a safer sex routine already in place, bribery and charity, as well as total and utter chastity for the rest of the year. Simple! You can do it. Be ready for the total sex party on New Year’s Eve… Invites will be going out soon.
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Now does THAT ever sound like a HOT party!
This blog post reminds Me of how often I am asked by phone pets why they can’t meet Me in person. I’m sure You’ve heard that before as well, Miss Harper. Well, part of the reason is suggested by Your post, which is that We have a very stringent vetting process, and long years of trust with Our tight-knit stable, and it’s just not likely anyone else can measure up to those two things.
I’d have a lot more fun with a lot more subs if everyone could be as GGG as it sounds like your guests are!
Earning a chance to attend a Harper-Rachel sex party could inspire me to chastity for months though I’d be too busy trying to find the perfect, ultimate sissy outfit to wear. Satin pink sissy maid dress with locked collar? Puffy pink satin panties with an elegant ‘access hole’ in back to my pussy? High heels with lockable straps… thigh highs… satin bustier over adhesive breast forms… killer makeup and long blonde wig?