Every now and then I like to talk about a weird fetish here, and today, I feel the need to discuss sploshing.

What is sploshing?

Sploshing is a sexual fetish involving covering a human body in copious amounts of wet, sticky, gooey food. It’s also called the Wet and Messy or WAM fetish, and sometimes involves non-food items. But food sploshing is by far the most common form of WAM. Some people become aroused by being covered in wet and sticky substances, while others enjoy seeing people so covered.

Who participates in sploshing?

Lots of people are into sploshing. It’s becoming more and more mainstream as more people are exposed to it. For some folks, there’s an element of sexual humiliation, in being seen turned on and messy, while for others there’s deferred humiliation from seeing people so filthy and dirty. Some people are attracted to WAM because it’s taboo and naughty, others because they like the feel of being covered in wet, gooey mess.

Where can one go to have fun sploshing?

The most common venue is a nice big bathtub. It’s easy to clean up, contained, and you can splash a little in it. No special equipment required, although you’ll need a bucket for large food particles that can’t go down the drain. You could purchase a tarp meant to be discarded after use, and have fun in any room of your house, provided you keep splatter to a minimum. (Dried egg is hard to get off the ceiling.) Another fun venue for sploshing is to just take it outside. From there, a garden hose aids clean up, and you can add in some mud play as well.

What are common sploshing items?

People love cream pies. Not those cream pies, the edible kind. The fruit and dairy kind, I mean. Cake, pie, whipped cream, raw eggs, cooked spaghetti, jelly and jam… all common foods for wallowing around in. Pudding is fun, because if you use chocolate pudding you can make all sorts of allusions. However, be careful with sugary foods and genitals, because you can give yourself or your target a lovely yeast infection. Wear panties to keep too much stuff from getting up in your junk, or use non-sugared foods for down there. Eggs, oil, tomato paste, flour made into a gooey paste (that one will dry into literal glue, so be careful where you let it dry, you could give yourself an impromptu wax job.)

Should you try sploshing?

Does it intrigue you? Turn you on? Make you feel a little bit happy in the down below? Then sure, why not! Go for it! If you do, I’ll remind you that I do have Skype and can watch you in your sploshing adventure very easily. Have fun with it! Get messy, and then get filthy.