Pick a pair of pretty panties…

All you sissies and sissy crossdressers out there, listen up. I’ve seen way too many of you wearing some simply dreadful and ugly panties! You know the ones, the pairs with color combinations to sear your retinas out, the patterns meant to drive you insane, the overly lacy, too skimpy (not skimpy enough) monstrosities.

First bit of advice? Stop shopping off the freaking clearance rack! Have a little respect for yourselves, darlings. If you want to look fabulous, you simply aren’t going to get there with a discount thong. Spend a little now to get something that will last, look fantastic and drive your boyfriend nuts.

Next, you need to seriously assess your body type. Are you a blocky rectangle? Triangle shaped? Of are you blessedly hourglass? Do you have a nice round bubble butt? Or are you one of the unfortunate non-assed? Take a good look at yourself in a long mirror and be honest.

For the rectangle body type, I’d recommend something to give the illusion of curves. Try a hi-cut brief. NO BOY SHORTS!

For the triangle shaped among us, go for something to balance out your shoulders. You should look for the full lacy style, boy shorts or something else ‘full coverage.’ It’s not that you need to cover up, you need to add visual weight to your bottom half.

For the buxom hourglass figure? Oh, honey, you hit the genetic lottery! Go wild! Thongs. Trust me. Thongs.

And, of course, for those of you with no butt to speak of, you’ll want to invest in a foundation garment. I know, I know, they’re not super comfy, but adding a padded undergarment will do amazing things for how your panties look. Pick one in a color close to your actual skin tone; added benefit of a padded undergarment? It makes tucking your cock back even easier!

Remember, for your sissification and feminization phone sex needs, I am here for you! I want you to look and feel as fabulous as I know you are on the inside!

Much love to my femmy friends!

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