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The Merry Month of Masturbation May

Masturbation May is Cumming, are you?

Masturbation May is Cumming! Are you?

Brace yourselves: May is Cumming!

It’s the Merry Month of May, and around here May is all about Masturbation. Self pleasure is the name of the game and we all play that game very, very well. Are you a jack-off artist? Do your walls look like a Jackson Pollack painting? Have you splattered your man juice in unspeakable places?

There are a lot of fun things to look forward to for Masturbation May.

We’ve got a fun weekend coming up in May with Marathon Masturbation Phone Sex. Can you go the distance? Let’s find out! As soon as I’ve got the finalized dates, you’ll be the first folks to know. Get your lube and tissues ready, because marathon masturbation sessions are sure to wring you out and leave your poor balls empty and drained.

Just in case a marathon of masturbation wasn’t quite what you were looking for, we’ve got a Mistress Sampler Promotion cumming up too!

A sampler, you say? Why yes, a sampler!

Have you wanted to branch out a bit, try someone or something new, but been wary of change? Well, this spring you have a brand new opportunity to Sample four Mistresses for one price. You get 40 minutes to spread out among any four Mistresses of your choice, for $85. Flat rate, guaranteed no flat cocks! Masturbation May Mistress Sampler party of you, right here, right now!

What else is cumming up for Masturbation May?

Erotica. Lots of it. Smut like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve got several story ideas floating around in my mind right now, and putting them down into words for you is going to be so much fun! It’s May, and that mean’s Masturbation, so of course I start thinking in terms of dirty stories to tell! Sexy storytelling time is about to begin, so gather ’round and listen up.

xoxo,

Harper

4 comments to The Merry Month of Masturbation May

  • I am so stoked to get these guys stroking and sampling! And BTW your Jackson jack-off Pollack idea is spot-on. Milking the men will be a blast especially when they are so hopelessly outnumbered by four fabulous mistresses. After Masturbation May I think there is going to be a jizzed-out June when our poor little subbies will need some aftercare and “down-time” in order to fully recuperate. 😉

    • Harper

      I love Jizzed-Out June! It can be a celebration of chastity, and edging. To, you know, help them ‘recharge’!!! 😀

  • Yay for new smut erotica. I’m super excited about the concept of reading your erotica Ms. Harper. You’ve been commenting on mine for a while now. It might be fun to do a post that goes back and forth as far as story lines. It would keep the boys jumping from My blog to yours and we both know there is nothing better then a “jumping”, and twitching cock!! XOXOXO

    • Harper

      End each post on a, ahem, cliffhanger, and make them wait for the next installment in their whack-off journey? ‘Cause that’d be fun!

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