Panties for PervertsGather ’round my lovely stroker sluts, it’s time to talk panties for perverts.

Screw traditional sex ed, screw abstinence only sex ed, and screw polite euphemisms and gentle hints about sexy topics. Let’s get real here. Panties for perverts is where it’s at. You, yes you, need to explore the lovely world of wearing panties erotically. Not because you’re a girl, although yay girls!, but because you’re a pervert. Embrace the perversion and ditch the tighty whities, the boxer briefs, and for gods sake burn in a pit all forms of ugly ass boxer shorts. Panties, perverts. Panties.

Let’s talk about panties for perverts.

There’s a reason I urge panties for perverts, and it’s very simple. Panties are awesome! Girl panties are soft, silky, smooth; they feel good against your skin, and do you have any idea how many nerve endings are in your groin? Tons. Why would you punish yourself by wearing god damn ugly ass scratchy as shit tighty whities?! Fucking hell men. Panties are colorful, like a secret in your pants that only you know about. I can wear a sever men’s cut suit, white shirt, hair in a tight bun, and you’d never know that my panties have fucking unicorns on them and feel like the softest of brushed cotton poly blended fabric. Or even better: bamboo fabric. Shut your whore mouth and feel my panties these are like a damn dream, now woman up and wear the panties!

Panties. For Perverts. And everyone else, although, you know you’re a pervert, right?

Embrace the pervert who lives inside you, get your membership card to Whore School, and go for it. Pick up a pair of panties and wear them this weekend. Just to try it. One day. What do you have to loose? Really, it won’t magically make you a faggot, it won’t turn you gay, it won’t make you “less of a man”, it’ll just feel good and turn you on and look fantastic. I love the look of a man in panties. Because I, like you, am a pervert. I’m just far less repressed and sad about it than you are. Panties for Perverts, because I’m a perv, you’re a perv, we’re all pervs here.