I know a secret.

Poor Mistress Simone and I were chatting earlier today, and she let something slip. Just a small thing, just a little detail, and oopsy… Now I know her secret. The thing that she keeps close to her chest and guards jealously against anyone else finding out. And I’m going to tell you her secret.

You see, Mistress Simone is lovely, and sexual, and quite wild.

But that’s not the secret. Simone loves to have her body worshiped, to be kissed and licked and have gentle bites garlanded around her neck. But that’s not the secret, either. Goddess Simone is a wicked creature, with a mind as sharp as a honed blade, a laugh as joyful as a spring breeze and a heart as welcoming as a gyre.

Simone's ButtBut none of that is secret, either.

Mistress Simone’s secret? It’s simple.

Mistress Simone loves to take it up the butt.

No, really. Honest. She really does. Would I tell a fib? Me? The very soul of honesty, and you suspect that I would have you on. Pish, tosh. I have it from her very lips: Simone likes to be bent over, held down, and fucked nice and hard right in the ass.

Yep. That’s the secret.

…oh, wait. Was it Simone who likes to take it up the ass or was it you?