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The Merry Month of Masturbation

I know, the Merry Month of May isn’t normally thought of in such explicit terms.

But, the first of May is Beltane, a pagan holiday traditionally celebrating the fertility of the earth. I know, damn dirty hippies, but as I’ve said before, those damn dirty hippies have been having all sorts of fabulous sex. 😉

If you’ve been following me for a while, in all the places there are to follow me, then you’ll be aware that I am a fanfiction freak. I know, I know, shocking. Anyway, a lot of fanfiction features unusual pairings, often written about in extremely explicit terms. Fanfiction folks love to fap.

Why am I telling you about fanfiction in a blog about fetish phone sex?

Well, because it’s May, that’s why. And fanfiction writers are the ones who came up with the Merry Month of Masturbation. A whole month where most of the pervy folks on the internet deliberately set forth to write smut. They all get together and vow to write something sexy, pervy and hot. Every day. For the whole month.

From seduced bisexual to cuckold, around the bend to coerced cocksucking and up the hill towards extreme discipline and bdsm, the Merry Month of May is chock full of some of the hottest, sexiest, smuttiest fucking writing you’ll ever read. I’m talking, sear your eyeballs out and cum in your pants hot.

What do I have to do with the Merry Month of May?

Well. I thought maybe I’d participate, too. I know, I owe one for yesterday. And there’s one for today. So, there’s a backlog there already. I should get writing. Plus, I owe castaway a huge story and audio… So, if you message me, odds are good you’ll catch me writing smut, so expect me to be a bit spicier than usual. 😉

In comments here, please tell me a subject, idea or prompt. Pick a topic, any topic. Let me know what you crave. There will be 30 short erotic fictions coming your way, so go crazy. Anything you want. Prompt me! (I may or may not take your prompts, but hey, a little inspiration is a good thing.)

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