So you want to be a good cocksucker…

…but you don’t know how to get started.

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One huge step in the road to sucking cock is to find a willing cock to suck!

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Now that you’ve got a cock in need of sucking, what’s next?

Oh, darling, this is the easy part. You’ve admitted that you’re a cocksucker, taken action to find yourself a lovely dick to worship, and from here on out it’s easy. Do what comes naturally! On your knees, or in bed together, or in the back seat of a car… Your mouth, his cock, and have fun. Most of all, have fun with it! Don’t stress too much, remember to breathe, not too much teeth down there, and enjoy yourself!

And then call me to tell me all the juicy details!