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Every March I get a certain kind of feeling.

You know what I’m talking about, when the sap starts to rise and the seeds are sprouting and it seems like literally everything is all about the fucking? Yeah. Spring stroking. Gotta get that hand into your panties and just rub one out. Several out, honestly. And I mean, it is the season, so go for it! Get your masturbation going!

This season makes me long for more than just a plain old regular wank, though.

spring stroking 800 601 7259It’s the season of renewal, of that deep burst of energy used by Nature to propel seeds out of their dormant state and into vibrant life, so, why not use that vibe to improve all the areas of your life. Yes, spring cleaning, YES, spring gardening, YES YES YES, spring stroking!!! If you’ve got all this energy running through everything, fucking use it. Set aside one day every weekend to go through and fucking Marie Kondo the heck out of your living space. Go set up some space in a sunny spot to grow some damn cherry tomatoes. And then go wank for a while. It’s spring, just fucking do it!

After this long cold winter, I think we all need some deep renewal around here.

Face the parts of your life and house and sexuality that have maybe been a little neglected lately, and spruce it up. Paint those kitchen cabinets, put in a new area rug, and give your masturbation routine a good hearty shake. Add some new techniques and props: try a warming lube, or jerk off with your non-dominant hand for a change. Try some tease and edging, maybe even play a little chastity game with yourself and see how long you can hold off before your spring stroking leads to some spring cumming (and then cleaning, don’t be gross).

Embrace the energy of Spring!