Mistress Harper 800 356 6169Yes, it’s true: I adore huge cocks.

I love cocks with some heft to them, a good girth, and enough length to really hit all my happy spots. There is something truly fantastic about a real man with a huge, fat cock ready to deeply satisfy me. Seeing that proud dick standing up in salute fills me with joyful and anticipatory shivers.

But, sometimes, what I really want is a good agile tongue.

See, not all guys have a cock that can satisfy me. Everybody is different, and some fellas are just under-endowed. They were behind the door when dicks got handed out and got the (ahem) short end of the stick. Thin, short, wimpy little cocklettes that just make me want to point and giggle! There’s no way that pathetic thing could ever make me happy.

I’ll tell you a wee secret: a good pussy licker can have a teeny dick and still make me smile.

See, when I’m in the mood to use your face as my personal throne, I don’t give a fat flying fuck about the size of your dick. You can have a teeny weeny, I don’t care! I’m more concerned with how well you lick, how agile your tongue is, and how long you can hold your breath. Can you lick my pussy, use your tongue to drive me wild, and how many times can you make me cum with your face? Those are the important questions.

Do you have it in you to be a good throne for your Queen?

Don’t worry if you haven’t been in training to be a pussy licker… it’s a set of skills that can be learned, acquired. Because goodness knows those penis pumps aren’t doing you any good!

Sign up for pussy licking lessons today, and embrace being a throne fit for a Queen!

xoxo, Harper