Your wife called me last week.

She asked me for help with a (ahem) small problem. You see, she’s been rather frustrated and unhappy lately, and she just didn’t know what to do or where to turn. Poor dear, she’s just about at the end of her rope and she was really hoping I’d know what to do about the issue.

The issue? Oh, well, you already know most of it, don’t you. The issue is what you have in your pants. Or more accurately, what you don’t exactly have in your pants. You know what I’m talking about, you have to! I mean, it’s obvious, isn’t it?

You have a very small cock, and it’s just simply not adequate for your wife.

She wanted me to break the news to you gently, but I’m not really that fond of the gentle let down, so let me be blunt: Your cock is too small to give your wife the amazing sex she so richly deserves. You’re too little to fill her, to stretch her, to give her orgasm after orgasm and leave her wrung out, limp and exhausted.

In fact, not only is your cock too small by far, you cum too fast.

There’s only one possible solution to this problem. Since your cock is too small and you cum too fast, your wife needs to have unfettered access to a nice big, long, thick, hard, long-lasting awesome cock. And you can help her out! All you have to do is sit in the corner and watch. Just be quiet and watch while your wife and her new lover have the amazing sex that you can’t give her.

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Should you prove to be a very good husband, you could even eat his cum out of her pussy! Wouldn’t you love a nice warm creampie, served hot and salty straight from your wife’s pussy? Taste her pleasure, his salty cum; eating cum should be your newest hobby, along with scoping out big cock for your beloved wife.

After all these years putting up with your small penis, she deserves to have a nice big cock. You should make this happen for her.

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