Everyone’s got this mental image of a group of nerds playing Dungeons and Dragons.

It’s straight out of a Chick Tract: dim lighting, pretending to cast spells, in a basement with your friends, waiting for a pizza to be delivered. Good times. Roleplaying games have come a long way from their start in the 80’s, and nowadays, there are games for damn near every situation and circumstance. And yes, there are kinky erotic games, too.

When you think of erotic roleplay games, I bet you think of those silly dice for bachelor parties.

Those dice still exist, and there’s a place for them in the arsenal of erotic roleplay. Mainly, dice with body parts and positions on them are useful for introducing some randomness to your games. It’s the unpredictability of the dice rolls that make them fun. Taken with a good dose of humor and a willingness to be goofy, rolling dice to find out your next makeout position can be fun. Having your cuckold boyfriend roll the dice for you is even more fun!

Harper knows you. 800 356 6169There are kinky and erotic video games, where you roleplay as the sexy protagonist.

One game involves you needing to perfect your blowjob technique as you play the sexy bimbo slut. An ap where you play a whore collecting money for your pimp, getting johns and avoiding the beat cops… I mean, it’s an endless world of wonder out there, and you just need to be open to the ways we’re making games out of it.

Sexy roleplay can be a lot of fun, too.

There’s something deeply satisfying about bringing another person into our sexy games. Masturbation all alone can scratch an itch, but playing with someone else really satisfies. You can pretend to be the overworked CEO suddenly captivated by the hot new secretary, and I can be the VP who notices and uses that fascination against you, with the help of the secretary. Or you can pretend to be an alpha male, and I can be the sweet young thing next door who slowly catches you in my web and unmans you. How about you be my boyfriend, and I’ll leave you at home to suffer while I go fuck another man?!

Roleplay isn’t just for nerds, but being a little nerdy can bring a lot of fun to the game.

How about, this time, you play the bold adventurer, out for gold and glory and pussy, and I can be the seductive siren, luring you close and then catching you in my enchanted net. You can struggle, but not break free. As I stalk closer to you, you realize your body is reacting to me against your wishes! You’re starting to pant, to panic, as I cut your clothes and armor away, and run my slightly chill hands over your skin. I smile up at you, and lick my lips. “You’re going to be a delicious treat for me today! I was so bored, and then you fell into my clutches. You’ll be begging for release by the time I’m through with you!”