A lot of men already know that the way to appease an angry woman is with flowers and chocolate.
But did you know that you can use the miracle of presents for more than just avoiding sleeping on the couch? It’s true! You and your buying power can be leveraged for so much more than just avoiding the worst of the slings and arrows of outrageously pissed off women in your life. You can show the women (and the Mistress) that you pay attention to their wants and needs, and are ready to leap in and solve their woes. Indeed, the simple act of paying attention can net you a whole world of positive outcomes, but let’s discuss something near and dear to me, personally. I want to let you know that you can pamper your Mistress with great ease and very little effort.
Oh, was that last barb too pointed?
It’s true, a lot of guys find the ‘mystery’ of feminine wiles to be confusing, confounding, and exhausting. But I put it to you that women aren’t mysterious at all, so long as you’re paying attention. I want you to think of me and my services as training wheels for your someday real world relationship. I’ll teach you how to lick pussy, how to serve a woman, and how to pay attention. And how to pamper your Mistress with style and panache. One of the keys to pampering any woman is to notice her favorite brands. What nail polish does she favor? Is there one brand of makeup that she goes back to again and again? What is your wife’s favorite meal to eat when she’s feeling stressed? Pay attention to those details, and you can start to build up a set of easy gifts to make her feel ~seen~, and loved, adored, and cherished. Since you can’t actually go rummage through my medicine chest or makeup counter, I have a wishlist all set up so you can see what sorts of things appeal to me most.
A general perusal of a Mistress’ wishlist is like a peek into Her personal and private life.
Only instead of having to creep and sneak, you’ve been invited! Come on in, take a look, maybe grab a couple items and see if you can make me smile. On my wishlist you’ll find awesome pillows, because I sleep with at least four, and prefer six or more pillows! There’s art supplies, including hints to the sorts of art classes I take, and books I read. You can figure out what my favorite steak restaurant is, what sorts of sex toys I prefer, and even what brand of lube I like to use. Are you paying attention? If you want to learn to pamper your mistress, your wife, your girlfriend, you’re going to need to learn to pay some fucking attention!!!
Hop on over to my wishlist and give it a peek.
Maybe see if you can tempt me into giving you an orgasm or two with an especially extravagant gift. Do you think it’d work?
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