If you’re like most folks, you spend the week leading up to the New Year making resolutions.

And if you’re really like most people, you will fail at your resolutions and then punish yourself mightily for your transgressions. It may be a New Year, but that doesn’t mean you have to follow the same old pattern as every year before! This year, make a new, better set of resolutions, that better match who and what you truly are at the core of yourself, and that work to help move you towards greater happiness and bliss.

Sissies, I’m talking to you here…

new year new you 800 356 6169This New Year, I’d love to see you make a resolution to be more bold! More truthful to your real self! No more purging, no more ashamedly throwing away your pretty things, and no more hiding your joyous smile from the world. There is a place for you, where you can explore your true self. If you really feel like you can’t indulge your truth in the real world, try the Virtual World! Create an avatar, customize your look, and embrace your real self, even if “only” digitally. There is never any need to punish yourself for being different from what you though you’d be when you were younger. Heck, when I was younger I thought I’d be Queen of the World by now!

Now, all you other perverts and cocksuckers, listen up!

small penis locked in chastity (800)356-6169In this New Year, I want to see you living your bliss and joy, too. Don’t think that you get to set yourself unattainable goals and then punish yourself for not meeting them. tsk, tsk. Oh no, I expect you to find your core values and embrace them, wholeheartedly! No more punishing yourself for failing to loose weight or look like an action movie star, no getting down on yourself because you didn’t earn six figures, and definitely no self defeatism when you fail to remain chaste for your Mistress. Failure, darlings, is how we learn. Embrace your screw-ups, learn from them, and move on. Set reachable goals and then fucking go for it!

Episode 135 of Whore School was all about reasonable goal setting and good resolutions, so I urge you to give it a listen!

I’ll leave you, on this New Years Eve, with a favorite quote of mine, from  Samuel Beckett:

Ever tried?

Ever failed?

No matter.

Try again.

Fail again.

Fail better.