That’s right, I’m the Mistress of the Week! A whole week of nothing but Mistress Harper…
Well, ok, I can be good and not make it totally one hundred percent about me, me, me. After all, we do have a very 
special promotion on August 26th! On Wednesday, the 26th, you can call to talk to me and anyone else for the same price as just talking to me! Let’s get groovy and share you like a toy… mmm, shared toys are so much fun. If you’ve never tried a Two Mistress Call, this is your chance. Let’s get kinky and use your cock like a toy!
Speaking of amusing Mistress Harper by using your cock like a toy…
We’ve also got a Pass the Penis special promotion! Holy shit, you guys, you have no idea how cool this game is. I’ve told you about Extreme Edging Games, but Pass the Penis takes your edging and cockteasing experience and turns it up to like, twelve. Imagine that you’re talking with me, and I tease that cock, make you beg, deny your orgasm, and then hang up on you. Only the call doesn’t end! Instead, you’re connected to another Mistress! And she gets to tease you, torment you, deny you, and then hang up. And you go on! Three, four, five Mistresses in a row, how amazingly torment-full for you! Check out the Pass the Penis Promotion page for all the details.
Mistress Harper has a dare for you!
That’s right, I talk about myself in the third person. And, I like to dare you into doing fun and stupid things. So, here’s a pair of dares, if you’re brave enough:
- I dare you to set up a Two Mistress Call with myself and Mistress Delia, and ask us to be mean to you. I had a double date with Delia recently, and it was So Much Fun, you have no idea. I mean, it was fun for us, and we did wind up letting him finish up, so I’m sure he had fun at the end…
- I double dog dare you to do a five Mistress Pass the Penis with any combination of Mistress Ryan, Mistress Delia, Princess Pheonix, Goddess Tabetha, Lady Brighton, and, of course, ME. You get bragging rights if you can take Ryan, Delia, and Mistress Harper (that’s me!) in an epic Pass the Penis wank-a-thon.
Ok, those are your dares, the deets about the promotions, oh, and one more Mistress Harper Special Announcement ™!!!
Every single caller who talks to me next week, from Sunday the 16th through Saturday the 22nd will be entered in a drawing to win Twenty Free Minutes to use with me, at a later date. That’s right. Talk now, talk again later for free. That’s Free Phone Sex. Yes. Two Mistresses for the price of one, Pass the Penis like a shared sex toy, and win some free phone sex with Mistress Harper.
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