This year may have been more of a flaming dumpster fire than a merrily burning Yule log, but we can still see and acknowledge and enjoy the good bits! We stayed apart, and will continue to stay far away from folks we care about, in the name of our community and family’s health. We washed our hands so much we wound up having to buy fancy hand cream to moisturize! We bought gallons of hand sanitizer and learned to sew face masks, and we video chatted for hours. And through it all, you still found the time to wank. For all of this, we say Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas 2020!

I fully intend to go out the rest of this year with a smile on my face and some lube in my pocket. That’s right, we’re gonna start the next year the way we intend to continue: perverted and lust-filled. In the name of setting intentions and carrying that energy through into our lives, this Christmas Day I invite you to join me in marathon edging and orgasm tease sessions, interspersed with prostate milking and cookies!

I know, I got you all worked up these last ten days…

There were kinks and fetishes to try out, tasks to complete, and so much edging! I denied you, spanked you, edged you again, and then I made you ruin your orgasm just so you’d be extra horny for day! All this build up, and you didn’t think I’d leave you hanging, did you? Of course not! I’m a tease, but I’m not all that evil, honest! To help make this a very merry Christmas for you, I’m gonna give everyone who calls or texts today a gift: Everyone gets to cum, and also, everyone gets a masturbation instruction audio in their email stocking.

Merry Christmas, to those who celebrate, and to everyone else, Happy Holidays!

A very Merry Mistress, Harper