I got on a royal tear about how I want you to humiliate yourself for me, over at the Humiliation Bootcamp.
I think you should go over there and follow my directions, because humility is good for the soul. I believe it’s when your ego gets involved in things that you wind up making the most egregious mistakes in life. You start thinking you’re all that and a bag of chips, and pretty soon you’re just a big puffed up bag of wind, or worse, a politician. Remembering that you’re not as awesome as you think you are is the first step towards true humility and a more humane bearing in life. So, humiliate yourself for me, for the good of your own being.
While I did come up with a great way to embarrass yourself for the Bootcamp, there are lots of ways you can amuse me.
Most women don’t enjoy unsolicited dick pics. However, I do! I want to see your junk because nine times out of ten I find it hilarious!!! I know I’m not the only one out there. After all, there’s a place online where you can submit your dick pic for critique. They’re not as mean as I can be about it. They’re more artistically critical: looking at lighting and framing and focus, and so on. I tend to focus more on the prick itself, finding humor in that pathetic thing that you’re so proud of. So feel free to send me dick pics: harper.enchantrix@gmail.com. I need a good laugh!
You can humiliate yourself for me tonight.
Call me to confess the dirtiest, nastiest fantasy you’ve ever had, so I can enjoy your very obvious embarrassment. Email me your cock print, as I directed you in the Bootcamp post, or just your sad dick pic! Sing a humiliating song about how pathetic and weak you are, or write a sonnet to memorialize your own foibles. Whatever would make you blush the most, I want to witness it all.
I agree so much fun to make them humble and humiliate themselves. I love the joke about them possibly ending up politicians if we don’t reel in those egos, by the way! And you presented so many awesome ways to humiliate in this post. I, too, love the dick pics because I am usually sent into uproarious laughter by them. Of course, every opportunity I get to take advantage of our little humilitants amuses me.
Ah, great Mistress minds think alike! Nothing better then laughing at teenie weenies! Ms. Harper I can just imagine how your laugh vibrates to their inner core. Or your frank words that remind them of their inadequacies! Love it!