For all the sissies out there, the fags, the queers and the gaybois who have always wondered exactly how to suck a cock correctly, I’ve assembled a few hints and tips.
If you’ve called me about your urges to suck cocks, expecting me to be shocked, amazed and disapproving, well, sorry about that… I’m not shocked, amazed or disapproving at all! I think you totally should suck as much cock as you can wrap your lips around. I get why you’d want to: it’s fun, it’s sexy and above all, it feels damn good! So, I’m certainly not going to tell you you’re wrong for wanting to suck a nice big juicy cock!
Instead, I’ll laugh at you for expecting me to disapprove of your needs. Silly silly fag. Of course you want to suck cock!
Step one, my darlings, you must find a good cock to suck. Just any cock won’t do! I strongly recommend you let me set you up with one of my stable of cocks. I’ve got a few hot hung guys on my speedial that I can can ring up at any moment to satisfy your need for big dick. From my darling “R” with the 11 inch curved monster to “W” with his seven inches but enormously ~thick~ cock, I’ve got something in a size to suit you. 😉
Now, don’t worry a thing if it’s your first time. Most of the guys in my stable love to take a virgin mouth and help train it. Besides, I’ll help you along. You mainly just need to be willing (that’s an important part!)
Oh dear, this has gotten a bit long… I’ll have to continue my advice on sucking cock in a later entry. 😉 But feel free to share tips in the comments!
OMG ! That is SO HOT ! Thank you!
Aw, I’m glad you liked it!
OK, we are reaching the stage where I am going to have to start wearing tinfoil hats on a regular basis!
Meh, who am I kidding? Nobody who reads this blog has any intention of resistance, or escape, even if it were possible.
To paraphrase Bob Dylan, every one of your words ring true and glow like burning coal, pouring out of every blog as if they were written in my soul. :-p
aw, you say the sweetest things, NB.
🙂
Many thanks to you for another deliciously tempting blog entry, O Goddess Harper, Telepathic Enchantrix. It’s really nice of you to post such encouragement to all us hungry pervs. I love reading your thoughts almost as much as I enjoy hearing you unfold them in my ear. Just as you do on the phone, in your written expression you have the ability to make me feel that you’re reading my thoughts clearly and effortlessly.
I can’t wait for Part 2 of your thoughts on this particular subject, and would love to know if you have a favorite method or approach to giving a real man good head—-or does it ultimately depend on your mood at the time? Is the experience not enhanced for you by the close proximity of some hapless inferior male watching in anguished delight as you treat yourself to a true stud’s manly meat?
Just a few possible points of departure for further exploration. Enquiring Minds Need To Know!
Thanks again!
Tammy, I do have a couple of tried and true approaches for giving head… I like to have a male either tied to the bed or so well trained that he knows not to move… I like to take my time, and really make him crazy, test the limits of his control. 🙂 And yes, having an audience does make things much, much more fun. Especially if the audience wants what I’m doing to another, if they can see it, hear it, really have it rubbed in that what I’m doing they don’t get to have…
mmm.
Mmm, your cruelty is so scrumptiously hot. Personally I think mental and emotional pain beats the physical variety hands down. Cuckoldry truly rocks. Just the idea of witnessing at first hand a deliberate, unblinking, in-your-face betrayal, especially by someone with whom I’ve formed a close attachment and on whom I might even have a measure of emotional dependency, really makes my putter stand up straight. And while someone I love fucking her brains out with another man may be more dramatic and catastrophic to my ego than a blowjob, there’s something about a wife or girlfriend openly slurping away on a superior tool that makes me tingle all over with shame… By the way I hope these comments are not too lengthy or obtrusive. Thank you for your prompt reply and pretty please with sugar on top keep up the good naughty work. You have so many enticing fantasy scenarios, and since you’re so great at updating this blog I always look forward to your newest gem. Kisses, licks, and slurps galore be yours now and forever.
I adore long comments! it’s more conversational that way, so don’t worry about being all long winded. 😉
So. you play a lot of golf? What with having a putter… lol.
I’ve always thought that sex was sex, and therefore of course lots of fun, but a nice blowjob means more. I mean, physically speaking, I get a lot of pleasure from fucking; sucking a cock, espcially a nice big cock leads to a slightly sore jaw and a roughened speaking voice for a while. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean? So a BJ is more… self sacrificing.
8 years later i find this 😉 But it’s still hot!
The best part of sucking another man’s dick is when i am doing it for my Mistress and when She is watching. And not only watching but directing. Knowing that i am pleasing her makes everything better!
i am not only pleasing the guy on the other end of the hard dick in my mouth, but i am making my Mistress happy. What could be better than that? 🙂