This weekend will be hot, and patriotic, and full of fun.
I’m sure everyone’s got fantastic plans for Independence Day; I’m planning to bust out my grill and do some BBQ chicken, corn on the cob and sauted mushrooms. Of course, it’s only now that I realize how, ah, phallic some of my menu choices are. Long fat shafts, juicy mushroom caps, butter running and dripping everywhere… Oops?
While I’m enjoying my surprisingly phallic cookout, I hope that you’ll be enjoying your weekend too!
And just to help you kick things up a notch, I’ve got a game to play. If you’ve read this blog for a while, you know I adore games! Board games, card games, edging games, stroking games, tease and denial/delay games… my philosophy is that life is short and too often full of pain, so why not have some fun while we’re here?!
If you’d like to play along, here are the rules:
- I like secret, illicit games, so rule 1 is that you can’t tell anyone other than me that you’re playing!
- I have a dirty mind that lives in the gutter, and I want you to join me! Keep track across the weekend of everything you see that’s even a little bit phallic. Especially if it’s going to wind up being eaten!
- And I flat out LOVE tease games, so when you find a phallic object, you need to edge in honor of it. Stroke yourself (at your convenience) to the edge of orgasm, and then stop.
I bet by the time this weekend comes to a close, you’ll be so horny and desperate that you’ll want to cry!
It’s amazing how many things are reminiscent of penises. I’m sure by Sunday you’ll be cursing them all, and panting as you strain to hold back from that delicious, fantastic orgasm. And naturally, I’m going to want to hear all about it! Email me, leave a comment, or call me up to share your weekend of edging with me!
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