It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically.
You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic. Rut. Clearly what you need is some erotic inspiration to help shake things up in the bedroom! Literally! So where do you go to get newly inspired with hot fresh erotic images? Please don’t say internet porn, please don’t say internet porn…
Look, free internet porn is, basically, what the internet is ~for~.
That said, I’d really like to have you look beyond your usual purveyor of fine porno vids online to something perhaps a little bit more refined. More interesting. Less bland, boring, and vanilla. Find your erotic inspiration from the same places that I find mine! The raw depths of your own subconscious fantasies and musings! I know, I know, daring to plumb the depths of what turns you on for real, that may or may not be socially acceptable, it’s a little bit scary. It’s simply Not Done. But, eh, fuck it. Do it anyway. What turned you on way back when you first discovered that touching yourself in your No No Zone made you feel all tingly? What deeply forbidden Idea is it that just leaped to mind, right now…
Erotic inspiration flows best from an unfettered and unafraid mind.
Get yourself a journal and start keeping track of the dirty thoughts that cross your mind. Did someone at work wear some hot as fuck shoes, and did you briefly wonder what it might be like to hump her leg while she was wearing those shoes? A snatch of conversation overheard in the break room, and does it inspire a little fantasy? Did you catch a glimpse of someone in the vegetable section of your local grocery store, and did you wonder if she was buying those cucumbers to use on her boyfriend? On you…
The more you use your imagination and ability to ask yourself ‘what if’, the stronger and dirtier your imagination will become. Indulge yourself, and write it down! Then, shake up that erotic rut you’ve been trapped in and explore some of the incredibly kinky ideas your subconscious mind has gifted you with. And, of course, let me know what your erotic inspiration has created!
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I often take the time to think about how fortunate I am to exist in the time period that I do. Let’s face it. There have been some real doozies historically that I am only too happy to have missed out on. But internet porn? I mean how mind-boggling IS that? I don’t even think I need to go into how outrageously lucky we are to have such visual pleasures free and at our fingertips. So follow Ms Harper’s advice. Find your kink. Then unzip and find your bliss. Then call her so she can help you take it to the next level.
We do live in great times!!!! Internet porn + webcam + “The Mistresses of LDW” = a great way to live out my fantasies and not only find my erotic inspiration but also enjoy it with so many lovely ladies 🙂
Great post, Miss Harper! You know, that’s one of the things I like best about the way We do what We do here in the LDW Empire–We could have ubiquitous racy photos of Our admittedly delectable bodies, and even videos of some of the things We get up to in Our personal lives, but what We really advocate and encourage is boys to use what’s between their ears to take them to those erotic heights. Sure, porn is fun, but personally I think it burns out the erotic receptors if it’s all one depends on for input.