It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically.

You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic. Rut. Clearly what you need is some erotic inspiration to help shake things up in the bedroom! Literally! So where do you go to get newly inspired with hot fresh erotic images? Please don’t say internet porn, please don’t say internet porn…

Look, free internet porn is, basically, what the internet is ~for~.

erotic inspiration 800 356 6169That said, I’d really like to have you look beyond your usual purveyor of fine porno vids online to something perhaps a little bit more refined. More interesting. Less bland, boring, and vanilla. Find your erotic inspiration from the same places that I find mine! The raw depths of your own subconscious fantasies and musings! I know, I know, daring to plumb the depths of what turns you on for real, that may or may not be socially acceptable, it’s a little bit scary. It’s simply Not Done. But, eh, fuck it. Do it anyway. What turned you on way back when you first discovered that touching yourself in your No No Zone made you feel all tingly? What deeply forbidden Idea is it that just leaped to mind, right now…

Erotic inspiration flows best from an unfettered and unafraid mind.

Get yourself a journal and start keeping track of the dirty thoughts that cross your mind. Did someone at work wear some hot as fuck shoes, and did you briefly wonder what it might be like to hump her leg while she was wearing those shoes? A snatch of conversation overheard in the break room, and does it inspire a little fantasy? Did you catch a glimpse of someone in the vegetable section of your local grocery store, and did you wonder if she was buying those cucumbers to use on her boyfriend? On you…

The more you use your imagination and ability to ask yourself ‘what if’, the stronger and dirtier your imagination will become. Indulge yourself, and write it down! Then, shake up that erotic rut you’ve been trapped in and explore some of the incredibly kinky ideas your subconscious mind has gifted you with. And, of course, let me know what your erotic inspiration has created!