Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know it’s LDW’s 18th Anniversary this month! Oh, you have been under a rock? Well, that must be musty. Go dust yourself off, get a drink, and settle in, because it is our anniversary month, and as a result we’re inviting everyone to come celebrate with us. That includes YOU. So clean yourself up, and grab your calendar, because there are some dates you’re going to want to remember.

Celebrate with us!

We’re throwing a month long party. We’ve already given you discount days this month, including an hour long block super discount for the fellas who love to talk for a while, and our extra special low anniversary price on ten minute calls. But we’re not done yet! This month is only halfway through, so there’s plenty more time to get your party hat on and come celebrate with us as we practically give away the store. That’s right, those extra special prices are coming back around for another pass!

Mark your calendars, because the sale days are coming.

For the discerning connoisseur of fine phone sex on both a budget and a time restraint, we’ve got a special deal: ten minute calls for only $18! That’s right, as many dollars as LDW is years old, for ten minute calls. Or a discount of $9.50 on longer calls, we don’t judge. (Feel free to run over a bit!) November 19, 24, and 29 are the dates to remember. That’s November 19th, the 24th, and the 29th, all day long, all ten minute calls are discounted to just $18! I expect to hear from each and every one of you on those dates, because a party isn’t the same without you!

Do you favor a longer, more intensive session? Something in the hour range? Well, don’t worry, we have something for you, too. On November 30th you can get an hour long call for $125. That’s a discount on top of our normal hour long discount! Discounts on discounts, all because we’re turning 18 and want to have a party! Celebrate with us and enjoy a discount on your hour long session at the same time. It’s like a hobbit birthday party, where you get the gifts!

Still stuck in lockdown?

I know, this pandemic is just dragging on, but I know that you’re being good and wearing your mask, washing your hands, and staying as far away from people you don’t live with as you can. But if you’re starting to feel a little horny, and yet still can’t find privacy to make that phone call, may I suggest Sexy Texting?! That’s right, the special anniversary deal rates apply to sexy texting too! Try a hybrid session, in which you type and I talk (Skype is great for this!) Remember, if you haven’t used Skype in a while, follow my Skype Sexting Tips post, and make sure your app is up to date, please.

Still horny, stuck at home, and wishing for an even better deal?

I got you, boo. Arrange a text session with me (drop me an email, I’ll get that before a Skype message), and let me know you’d like to let your fingers do the talking this time. All month long, all text sessions with me get a bonus five minutes on top. Happy Anniversary, let’s talk dirty! This applies, btw, to only text sessions, and not hybrid sessions or phone and cam combination sessions. You, me, typing, get five free minutes on top of your paid session. That boosts your ten minute session to fifteen (and yes, this will still stack up on the sale days!)

Feeling refreshed? Good!

Mark your calendars, drink some water, take a shower, and then give me a call. Or a text. Make our party the best when you come to celebrate with us!

Your Party Girl Mistress, Harper