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Spring Stroking

Spring Stroking

Every March I get a certain kind of feeling. You know what I’m talking about, when the sap starts to rise and the seeds are sprouting and it seems like literally everything is all about the fucking? Yeah. Spring stroking. Gotta get that hand into your panties...

Masturbation For Your Health

Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health. There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of...

Masturbate Those Winter Blues Away

It’s time to get your winter blues battle plan in order, and may I suggest making time to masturbate every day as an effective strategy? I’m not kidding here, fellas. If you’re feeling the pinch of a long, cold winter, you should check to make sure...

Pegging For Straight Males

Pegging is a whole world of fun, and it’s been misunderstood for a very long time! I have a friend, we’ll call him “Friar”, who absolutely loves to be pegged. And, despite the prevailing idea that the only guys who take a dildo in the ass are...

Eat Your Cum For Us

I was having a nice chat with Miss Molly, one of our Live Help Princesses, about our favorite sorts of fetishes. I asked her what her first thought was when I said “dirty, nasty, kinky fun”, and she answered “Cum eating! Getting guys to wank for us...