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Blog Train to Hell

Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!!

blog train to hell 800 601 7259Ok, that might be just a little bit hyperbolic, but c’mon! Halloween is my favorite holiday, season, aesthetic, feel, and mood. The “Blog Train to Hell” is our little way of celebrating all that is spooky, kooky, and fun (and creepy) about Halloween. If the line between embarrassment and desire is so thin, it should come as no surprise at all that the line between being scared and being turned on is also razor fucking thin.

If you’ve listened to my podcast Whore School, you already know all about erotic humiliation.

As I explained in the show, human evolution has been very conservative. If we had a system in place that Halloween on the Sim Harper in sugar skull 800 539 4566already did pretty much what the new, needed reaction was, our bodies ran with it! This resulted in a limbic system that multitasks like a pro. Our arousal response works any time we get startled, embarrassed, frightened, and turned on by something, and it does the exact same things every time it gets triggered. It’s call the “Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fuck” response, the Four Fs. So when you’re reading the Halloween Blog Train to Hell, and an especially scary tale comes up… you might ‘cum up’ too!

Don’t waste time wondering if your fear erection means you’re weird.

You are. But your fear boner isn’t what makes you weird, it’s part of what makes you very normal. It’s totally normal to experience sexual arousal in the face of fear! Ever had to go talk to your boss about something you screwed up, and discovered that her severe frown and stern demeanor had you stiff in your trousers? Gone to check out the spooky sound in the middle of the night, only to realize you might be about to confront a burglar with a stiff cock? Totally normal.

So, I want you to join us on our Blog Train to HELL.

Halloween Blog Train 800 356 6169Jump on board, follow the line of spooky blog stories and hellishly scary erotic tales, because being scared and turned on is supremely human. We love haunted houses and jump scares, stories about ghosts and ghouls, and really revel in fantasies about loosing control to a demon, being seduced by a too-good-to-be-true succubus, and sometimes the idea of being held down and tickle tortured (with Tarantulas?!) can be a very good thing. Do me a solid and comment on all the blogs in the spooky Halloween Blog Train, and I’ll enter you into a drawing for a free call in November.

4 comments to Blog Train to Hell

  • It’s true our guys don’t need a fear boner to be strange, lol, they accomplish that with all of their kinky proclivities! Seriously though, I had no idea that men get turned on when they’re afraid. I’m not sure that’s true for me–do you get turned on when you’re afraid, Ms. Harper? Interesting….

  • D

    Love it Mistress Queen Harper, Does this mean you will be the first post on this train?
    You are right about the fear boner, so glad I am normal! I always wondered. I can think of times where I popped a boner when I was nervous, scared, had some fear, and thought… Really, you picked now to stand at attention?!… as I looked down at my puffed up pants wondering if it would be seen!!! Yeah, for instance when I was younger and had to go on job interviews it would do that.
    I definitely popped one reading this post!!!

  • Brighton's Churchmouse

    Hmmm, demons, succubuses, fear, thrill, rush, arousal, a touch of sexy adult kinkery…..woot woot! All aboard! Im onboard with a ticket ready to be punched!

  • fistagamous

    “Fear boner” – that’s a splendid turn of phrase. Given the author in question, color me not surprised.

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