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Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

All I want for you in 2018 is that you have the slutty sexy happy new year you deserve. That’s right. Leave everything else on the side, and drill down to brass tacks here. You deserve to be slutty sexy, and happy! No matter what else is going on, no matter how...

Sex Party 2018

That’s right, I’m hosting a sex party for New Years! And you’re not invited. Aw, I know, that’s so mean of me, but let’s be real here: would you want to attend any sex party that had ~you~ as a guest? One of the hallmarks of my sex...

Erotic Audio Linkspam

That’s right, bitches, I’m gonna spam you! It’s been a while since I last gave you a round-up of all my lovely erotic audios, so here’s your chance to collect a huge pile of awesome erotic vocal stylings. I know some of you love to hear...

Blue Balls for Christmas

Did you know I hang cute little blue balls on my Christmas Tree? I mean, there are other colors too, and candy canes, stars, tinsel, the works. But, those little blue balls I always hang in pairs and giggle each time I see them there. Pairs of bright blue balls,...