Harper knows you. 800 356 6169Well, I was first swallowed up by my everlasting love of art.

In the last month I’ve created 25 paintings. Now, I’ll admit, some are very small, but they’re part of a series, and involve intricate lettering. Once more, art has eaten my brain, and I dream in dabs of pigment and color. I’ve expanded my time in the studio from one day per week to two, and I sneak time to paint in the mornings and late at night too.

In addition to being eaten by art, I’ve also been shanghaied by my sissy.

It turns out having my own sissy is a time consuming process! I’m hoping that once I have the little cockslut properly trained the intensive energy I’m expending will decrease. Poor silly slut has no idea what to do with mascara or blush, or how to roll on hosiery. There are a lot of fiddly bits to being a woman, and teaching someone all of them from scratch is quite a task. Speaking of scratching: sissies do not scratch in public! I swear, I have to remind the wee winky whore at least once per session. I’m beginning to wonder if she does it on purpose, to earn herself a spanking.

So, a lot of my focus has been diverted, and I do apologize for that.

I hope you’ve all been kept entertained by the Cocktober Festival. Have you followed along from blog to blog, from Haunted House to Kissing Booth and beyond? If you have, then good for you! Remember, there’ll be a Cocktober Halloween Chat Party in the Community Kink Chatroom on October 30 from 9pm EST until 11pm EST.

I’m sad to say that I will not be able to attend the Chat Party, because of technical issues with my computer. You see, this old girl is old. It’s a five year old Asus laptop, and when I got it it was top of the line. This was a gaming laptop, meant for speed, processing power, and excellent graphics. It’s survived five years of daily use, but now she really is on her last legs. If I run too much, for too long, she overheats and turns off for a nap. This means I won’t be able to take Skype calls, cam calls, or play in the chatroom for fear of killing the old girl for good.

If you’re moved to help me out, or just really want me to be able to watch you wank, I’ve put an Asus laptop on my wishlist. What can I say, I’m brand loyal. (The one I really really want is another top of the line gaming rig of doom, but I’ll be gentle and put a nice workhorse model on the list.)