It’s time for you to touch yourself for your Mistress!
It’s May, bitches, and you know what that means: lots of masturbation and hand fucking. For Masturbation May we have a whole metric ton of fun events for you to participate in, and all of them are dirty. We want you to write smut for our erotica contest: bonus points if you get me wet with your dirty stories! We also want to keep track of exactly what kind of a stroker slut you are by monitoring how many Mistresses you visit as well as how long you masturbate with us. You get bragging rights as well as swag, for all your efforts to touch yourself for your Mistress.
To get you in the mood for all this touching, and rubbing, and moaning, and groaning: Touch Yourself For Me!
I want you to get nice and comfortable. That’s right, just lay back, spread your legs, and settle in. It’s Masturbation May, so that’s exactly what you’re going to do for me. You’re going to masturbate, touch yourself, rub all over that cock and balls for me. Take your time, get nice and hard, don’t hold back… except, yeah, hold back. This is Masturbation May, not Orgasm October! Masturbate, not Milking that Prostate, just touch yourself for me. Again and again. Remember the Edging Instructions? Let’s turn that up to 11 this month.
Touch yourself.
Think of me, watching you. Show off for me, you know I’m an exhibitionist and a voyeur, so go ahead. Masturbate this spring, enjoy the lust and the horniness… I want it to build up in you all month long, until you are so horny and lustful that you can’t think straight. I want you to touch yourself for me every day, frequently throughout the day. You’re going to need to invest in high quality lube to keep from chafing that dick raw with all the touching and rubbing you’re going to do. Keep track of your edges for me, and let me know how desperate you are for me.
You can even touch yourself while you listen to my show on Cock Radio.
Tune in Sundays at 11 pm EST live at Whore School on Spreaker. Touch yourself while I discuss Sexual Orientation and Attraction on May 8.
Follow along the Masturbation May Train to Mistress Pheonix!
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Ooooo, Ms Harper, what if we changed Orgasm October to Onanism October? Hehehe Then it would be twice the masturbation mayhem each year! I can just hear the groans on that one. “Take away our orgasms?” You bet! It’s totally for the greater good after all.
I wonder if we could come up with something fun and sexy for each month, and turn the entire year into an endless themed celebration… I bet we could make all the guys cry!
“It’s Masturbation May, bitches!” I love it! And if we have anything to do with it, our little bitches will be turning up the self love a notch or two to turbo. Creates a situation…what will we call the month of June when we have to spend it reeling all the newly created chronic strokers back in? LOL.
Hm, after that much masturbation, they’ll need to take a break for a bit, so maybe June can be Jizz-denial June!