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Blue Balls for Christmas

Did you know I hang cute little blue balls on my Christmas Tree?

I mean, there are other colors too, and candy canes, stars, tinsel, the works. But, those little blue balls I always hang in pairs and giggle each time I see them there. Pairs of bright blue balls, hanging on the tree . . . → Read More: Blue Balls for Christmas

Blue Balls to Match the Blue Texas Sky

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It has been just gorgeous weather here in central Texas! The sky is so blue, I want you to have blue balls to match it.

As you know, last month I started my Daily Edge Instructions series over on my Tumblr. My goal with that was to get you all so wound up and . . . → Read More: Blue Balls to Match the Blue Texas Sky

Week One of the Winter Blue Balls Challenge

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It’s been seven days since the kickoff of the Winter Blue Balls Challenge!

I know there are lots of you out there following along at home, and good for you! Stroke those cocks and remember: no orgasms ’til Santa Cums! If you’re not playing along, well, what’s . . . → Read More: Week One of the Winter Blue Balls Challenge

Dealing With the Winter Blues

Er, I meant, Winter Blue Balls!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that for the Northern hemisphere this upcoming winter is going to be a doozy. All the forecasts talk about doom and gloom, with Polar Vortexes and cold snaps and freezing your balls off all winter long. Brace yourselves, winter . . . → Read More: Dealing With the Winter Blues