As you know, I’m a Texas Mistress; in Texas in the summer we all wind up getting wet.

Get your minds out of the gutter! Ok, well, yes, we also get wet that way, too, but I was talking about water games! The beach down at Galveston, or hitting one of our rivers for some river rafting, or one of our many lakes for some fishing and fun, all fantastic ways to cool off in the summertime heat.

If you’re gonna hit the beach this summer, it’s important that you dress for the occasion, and that means swim suits.

Oh yes, the bane of many a genetic girl’s summer shopping, the swim suit is the lynch pin of your summer beach and river wardrobe. You build your entire ensemble around your suit, so it’s important that it looks hot, covers what needs covered, reveals what you want to show off, and is comfortable too. For sissies shopping for swim suits, it’s a whole new world!

First question when shopping for a sissy swim suit: one piece or two?

There are a lot of cute one piece swim suits out in the world. Side cut outs, low backs, high cut on the sides, plunging necklines, and full coverage bad-ass professional swimmer suits; all sorts of colors and styles, from sexy near smutwear to sleek Olympic swimming suits. Two piece suits come in everything from thongs and bitsy bikini tops to tankinis with full coverage bottoms.

The heart of the ‘one or two piece’ question is “how much skin do you want to reveal?” If you’ve got good legs and thighs, go for a high cut leg look, and minimize the top to draw attention to your gams. If you’ve got great tits, show them off! For the larger among us, look for a one piece with hidden support in the waist – they make them, and those suits are amazingly sliming and shaping.

After you’ve got the sissy swim suit picked out, it’s time to accessorize.

Don’t forget sunblock! It’s a must here in Texas where the sun will warm you up and then bake you done. High SPF so you can stay out for longer, and remember to reapply. Add a wide brimmed hat for mobile shade, some cute sunglasses so you can look over the top of them at the cute boys, and a wrap to keep the sand off, and warm you after any chill breeze off the water. Added bonus of a big hat: when the wind blows it off, you can get a guy to bring it back, and voila, instant conversation starter!

If you want to wear jewelry, remember that once you’re wet your fingers will shrink a bit, so you may loose your rings. Go for big, kitschy plastic jewelry, so it’ll hopefully float back to you and survive the water, and just in case it gets lost, it’s no big deal. You can adorn your feet with pretty sandals, with bright jewels and tassels. Have your toes painted to match your suit, and you’re done!

The last tip for perfect sissy beach fun: TUCK.

Sissies, I know a lot of you have tiny dicklettes, and that’s ok. But for the love of all that’s holy, tuck it anyway. You’re gonna grab the entire package down there, dick and balls, and pull it all back all the way; behind your pubic bone, between your legs, there’s a, well, a void. It’s where your balls were before they dropped. To tuck, you’re gonna take your dick and balls and put everything back where they came from. The tendency of your legs to touch will be what keeps them from falling back out, plus your suit will hold things in place. I’m not kidding here, there is nothing that says ‘dude in lady’s panties’ faster than seeing your willy down there. Tuck it back to look more like a woman.

All this writing and thinking about the beach has got me wishing for a trip down to Galveston!

White sand, blue water, portable grill and a cooler, and just… yeah, that’s the life. Remember to take time to relax and have fun this summer, and look fantastic doing it!

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