If you want to be a good sissy, you’re gonna need some essential sissy skills.

Being a sissy is about more than just grabbing a bra and panties from the clearance rack and talking with a lisp. Oh no, darling. If you want to really be a good sissy slut for me, you’ve got a few essential skills you need to work on mastering. I want you to really be able to embody the part of a sissy, from your ineffable innermost being out. Hair, nails, makeup, clothes, shoes, accessories and attitude: all mere parts of the whole that is the perfect sissy slut.

One of the essential sissy skills that I expect my sissy slut slaves to know is how to do a good manicure.

To that end, allow me to list out the steps of a fantastic mani!

1. It is essential that you start with a clean nail bed. Wash your hands, clean under the nail with a file, and if you’ve got any old nail polish on, remove it with a high quality nail polish remover.
2. Use a nail file to shape your nails into a pleasing shape. If your hands are short and square, try a gentle oval tip to make your fingers look longer. If your fingers and long and spindly, a squared off nail tip could work for you.
3. Quality base is not to be discounted. You need a good quality base because it helps protect your nail bed from possible discoloration from the polish you use. It also helps your polish stick to your nails, preventing chipping.
4. Speaking of polish: if you buy crappy, cheap polish, you will have a crappy, cheap manicure. Quality is expensive. Pick one good color and invest in something good. Red is distinctive, but unforgiving to mistakes; try a pink or more neutral tone to start out.
5. White school glue does indeed belong with your manicure supplies! Use the glue on your cuticles to protect them from the inevitable smudge of misapplied polish.When your polish is dry, simply peel away the glue to reveal perfect nails.
6. Top that color coat with a clear protective top coat. They make top coats in various finishes, from glossy to matte and in between. A nice satin coat will help your manicure last longer, resist chipping, and looks fantastic and chic.

It only takes a little bit of work to gain proficiency in the essential sissy skills.

Practice, practice, practice, bitches! You know how fantastic a good manicure looks, so why would you permit yourself to appear in public with anything less than perfection? Especially if you’re going to be my sissy slut slave. Get to work, break out the nail polish, and have fun with it! You can do this.

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