Welcome to Sexual Education for Adults!
It’s Spring, that wonderful time of the year when literally everyone and everything gets incredibly horny and decides to go find a willing partner to fuck. Heck, even the trees are blooming (hello cedar fever!) and pollinating all over the place. Every year, in the Spring, classrooms across the nation pull out their Sex Ed manuals and begin to spread the joy of… abstinence?
The result of our national obsession with Abstinence Sex Ed is a whole bunch of adults with no clue about sex.
I can’t tell you how many of my friends I’ve had to give The Talk to. Adults, with jobs and mortgage payments and worries about their tax bills, and they don’t know anything about sex other than Tab A into Slot B. Scandalous! I have explained frotting to a stripper, the anatomy of the clitoris to a grad student in Microbiology and how sexually transmitted diseases are passed from person to person to a thirty-something divorcee.
I’m tired of how sex and pleasure phobic our Sexual Education system is.Â
So, let’s start from the bare basics, shall we? Sex is normal, natural, and fun. Everyone (with the exception of that small percentage of people who are asexual) craves sexual contact with other people. There are lots of different ways for adults to have sex with each other, ranging from one man and one woman, penis in vagina sex all the way to full on orgies with anal, masturbation toys, cocksucking and more! Brace yourselves, I’m going to teach you everything you need to know about sex.
It’s Sex Ed time! Put on your learning caps, take a firm grip of you cocks and pussies, and let’s get educated.
Find Part Two, Anatomy and Gender here!
Oh goodie, class is in session and Ms. Harper has a fiber glass cane if you don’t listen. No, seriously, I’ve seen her cane. It’s pretty bad ass so I would totally listen up in her class boys. I would hate to see you walked to the front of the class and spanked in front of everyone. Is there going to be a test at the end of the class too? 🙂 XOXOXXO
There won’t be a quiz, per se… there will, however, be a practical exam. I believe we learn best by doing, and how better to test one’s understanding of sex than by having lots of it?!
Ms Harper ~ Oh this will be fun! I am one of those people who feel it is never too late to learn something! Those who are so closed minded to thing that is nothing more to learn than what they know about tab A and slot B as you so perfectly put it, are terrible and truly missing out! I for one would be on time to your class with a treat for the teacher!
I do like treats! And I’m sure you’d be a very quick study, and pick up on all the little details really fast!
Oh Ms. Harper, I do applaud you!
I totally agree with you that sex in NORMAL and NATURAL! But you are so very right. So many men and women are too uptight and close minded to understand this concept.
I think you educating people is wonderful! I will be looking forward to more “classes” from you! With us Mistresses spreading the word, I know we WILL get the word out!
Ms. Delia
I’m starting out bright and early tomorrow! I’ve got nearly 500 words on deck for Anatomy and Identity, along with my own original art: two watercolor over line pieces I did this last weekend! (They’re anatomy diagrams, so they’re not as sexy as they could be, lol!)
For starters I would like to say what a great idea. I have been out of school for a long time and was unaware of the abstinence focus of sexual education. To be honest i do not recall any kind of sexual education when I was in school my self. I also do not recall getting a sit down treating to the birds and the bees talk from either of my parents. That said, I did grow up, and still have, a sexually open family.
For me, well I belong to that small group of people you mentioned, I self identify as asexual. Because of my confusion growing up hearing all about sex but not really being sexually attracted to anyone I took it upon myself to learn as much as I could about the subject to try to understand myself. I know many things about sex in a clinical sense even though I have not experienced it myself. I will admit that I had never come across the term frotting and because of my curiosity, I now know one more thing about sex.
Asexual people need love (in the emotional and intimate sense of the term), too! If you haven’t found it yet, I highly recommend the Asexual Visibility and Education Network, or AVEN. Tons of information about asexual people, asexuality, degrees and shades and it’s got a forum for folks to talk and network and learn from each other. 🙂
xoxo!
Thank you for the point to AVEN, I discovered it many years ago and it helped me to understand much about me but more importantly it made me aware that there was nothing wrong with me as I had thought for many years before. I have come fully to terms with my asexuality and am enjoying life.
Excellent! I’m always happy to hear that people with non-standard sexualities are happy and content and doing good. The common narrative is that if you’re not bog standard normal, you’re doomed to sadness and misery, so every time I can find evidence to refute that trope is a good thing. 🙂