I have choosen a winner for the Princess Harper Poetry in Praise of Pussy (in)formal contest.

Rod! You get to be the winner, because I liked your poem. Sexytoy, your entry was very very good, and got me a little excited, you tease, but it wasn’t a poem. Well, unless you count prose as poetry, and sometimes I do… Huh. Maybe I have two winners. 😉 Oh, that brings all sorts of things to mind, like one sexy slave on one side of me, and another behind me, and lips and tongues sliding and slipping between wet folds.

Ahem. Without further ado, Rod’s poem:

THE SEDUCTIVE WEB.

Silently she weaves,
patiently she waits,
yinnish are her secrets,
cunning are her ways. 

She understands the draw,
she knows her prey,
with delicate craftsmanship,
the web will pave the way. 

Disguised of its power,
inviting to the touch,
the web shows such power,
OH so much.

She is a passive predator 
of inherent expertise,
she understands her power,
of which no man can escape.

Now trapped and disabled,
caving to the allure,
his struggle will soon end,
of this she is sure.

With loving intent,
a sympathetic captor,
magic will replace his grief 
with sweet rapture.

Still reluctant and confused,
and weak of stature,
it is her femininity 
that he is really after.

Bathed in her presence,
with a renewal of spirit,
she is the superior sex,
whose power has no limit.

But,his ego carries on 
in its ignorant self assertion,
while the spider eyes her new prey,
with a confidence that is certain.

And what does Rod win?

Why, Rod wins the certainty and surety that he has pleased me greatly. That all the other males are not nearly so worthy as he, and that he brought a genuine smile of pleasure and happiness to my face.

Congrats Rod, you are a fantastic poet! (And now you know it!)