masturbate for Harper 800 356 6169It’s time to get your winter blues battle plan in order, and may I suggest making time to masturbate every day as an effective strategy?

I’m not kidding here, fellas. If you’re feeling the pinch of a long, cold winter, you should check to make sure you’re taking time to masturbate daily. It’s been a known fact for years now that a healthy and active sex life is one of the key building blocks for a happy and healthy human being. Self love is definitively good for you! So why would you refrain from a nice, healthy jerk off session?

I’m not saying that you should masturbate excessively, or even necessarily to completion.

Disappointed? Don’t be! Learning to edge in your masturbation sessions can help make your sessions with Ms. Rosie Palm and her five proteges even more fun and pleasurable. If you find that sitting down to masturbate to completion every day is more than you can handle, try edging instead. Touch yourself, stroke and play, all the way to almost orgasm, and then stop. See, that’s edging, and it’s very simple and a fantastic way to maximize your pleasure.

When the winter blues have you down, up your game and masturbate!

I can promise you that when I’m feeling low, blue, sad and just blah about the cold days and grey skies, I take myself off to my nice warm bed, get out my lovely Hitachi Magic Wand, and have some private time all to myself. I don’t worry about anyone else, there’s no hurry, I don’t have to put anyone else’s needs above my own, and it’s never a performance for anyone else. I’ll turn a little space heater on, maybe light some incense, and then it’s self love masturbation time. Never fails to perk me right up!

Let me know if you masturbate in the winters to perk yourself up!

Just hit me with a comment here, or chat me up via Twitter. Tell me all about your winter masturbation.