Empress Harper (800)356-6169If you’re a longtime reader of this blog, you know that May is a special month.

Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders was fired in 1994 amid controversy surrounding her advocacy of masturbation as a health aid. In response to the controversy, a movement was born: Masturbation May. The entire merry month of May has become, in certain circles, synonymous with jerking off, whacking your meat, fondling the folds and getting jiggy wit’ it.

The last few years, I’ve set myself challenges for Masturbation May.

I’ve written wee mini-drabbles, I’ve tried linked stories with multiple chapters, and I’ve created porny blog bits and audios to tempt and dazzle the most straight-laced anti-masturbation activist. I’ve had a lot of fun, too! Over time, I’ve gotten to see all the Enchantrix ladies get excited over Masturbation May, until now we have so many lovely masturbation themed events that I just can’t encompass them all!

This year for Masturbation May I’ve decided to mix things up a bit.

There’s going to be steamy fiction, erotic audios, free audio teasers, and audience participation. That’s right. I want you to participate in Masturbation Month with me. Here’s the first thing I’d love to have out of each of you: I want you to record yourselves making the most outrageous, moany, groany, vocalization filled orgasm sounds ever. I don’t care if it’s real or if it’s fake, I want to hear your cum sounds. Email them to me, and tell me if I can use your sounds on the blog so I can share the glory with everyone!

Gear up gang: it’s May, and that means Masturbation.