Harper's legs mesmerize you 800 356 6169One of my favorite sights in the world is that of a sweet little sissy, all clean.

Freshly scrubbed, smooth and sleek and sweet smelling… There’s just something so satisfying about a nice submissive sissy slut fresh from the shower. Perhaps I have showers on the mind, because I just got out of mine. While I was soaping up my wet naked body, and then shaving my pussy and legs, I got to thinking.

The shower is a great place to brainstorm.

I realized that I have the fine art of shaving my armpits, legs and pussy down to an exact science. After all, I started at the onset of puberty, and have gotten lots of practice in since then. If you’ll recall, it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master any task; I’ve gotten pretty damn good at getting in, getting clean and shaved, and then getting on with my day. But.

What about all those poor sissy sluts out there who haven’t had as much practice?!

You want to get all clean for your Mistress, to show her exactly how eager you are to be used and abused just like a proper sissy slut, and one of the ways to show your eagerness is to shave yourself! Well, if you’ve made the attempt on your own before, I bet you already know what I’m about to tell you. It isn’t as easy as it sounds.

You’re most likely used to shaving…

…your face.

Now, when you manly men shave, you do it standing up, dry, in front of a mirror, and with good lighting. When a sissy slut shaves herself, or when a Mistress shaves, or really any woman, we do it wet, bent over, no mirror, and in the gloom of the shower. (Dear shower designers: put a damn light in there, will you?)

Ok, so how do you shave like a good sissy?

First up, get yourself a girly razor. It’s not just to remind you of what you are, tho that’s a part of it. Those razors with the big fat handles are designed to be used by women, in the aforementioned less than ideal circumstances, therefore, they’ll be perfect for a novice sissy to use! When you get that razor, get extra blades for it; you will go through those blades like they’re cheap.

Next, you’re going to need patience. Try to go fast with this and you ~will~ get cut. Take your time, and it will take more time than you thought! Budget yourself at least an hour to do your legs, pits and groin.

Speaking of the groin, let me tell you how to avoid the dreaded razorbumps. Razor burn, razor rash, little red bumps of itchy hell! Your instinct and your training will tell you to shave against the direction of hair growth. DON’T! Shave ~with~ the direction of hair growth. Downwards, towards the clit, inwards towards your pussy. Go the other way and you’ll be sorry.

Last tip! Be extra cautious around the trickiest areas. If you’re right handed, that’d be your right armpit, the back of your left thigh and the inner portion of your pussy on the left side. Reverse the ‘left’/’right’ designations if you’re left handed. The general doesn’t-matter-which-side-they’re-on danger zones are the fronts of both knees, especially right under the patella, and the backs of your ankles and knees. Joints, man. They’re killers.

Of course, if you try to shave and still can’t quite get it, your Mistress may take matters into her own hands.

She’ll put you on your back on a massage table in the middle of a party, naked. You will spread your legs and hold your clitty up out of the way for her. And she’ll very gleefully shave you bald in front of all her laughing friends. So unless you happen to like very public humiliation, get used to shaving all that nasty hair off!