How To Properly Shave a Sissy

Harper's legs mesmerize you 800 356 6169One of my favorite sights in the world is that of a sweet little sissy, all clean.

Freshly scrubbed, smooth and sleek and sweet smelling… There’s just something so satisfying about a nice submissive sissy slut fresh from the shower. Perhaps I have showers on the mind, because I just got out of mine. While I was soaping up my wet naked body, and then shaving my pussy and legs, I got to thinking.

The shower is a great place to brainstorm.

I realized that I have the fine art of shaving my armpits, legs and pussy down to an exact science. After all, I started at the onset of puberty, and have gotten lots of practice in since then. If you’ll recall, it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master any task; I’ve gotten pretty damn good at getting in, getting clean and shaved, and then getting on with my day. But.

What about all those poor sissy sluts out there who haven’t had as much practice?!

You want to get all clean for your Mistress, to show her exactly how eager you are to be used and abused just like a proper sissy slut, and one of the ways to show your eagerness is to shave yourself! Well, if you’ve made the attempt on your own before, I bet you already know what I’m about to tell you. It isn’t as easy as it sounds.

You’re most likely used to shaving…

…your face.

Now, when you manly men shave, you do it standing up, dry, in front of a mirror, and with good lighting. When a sissy slut shaves herself, or when a Mistress shaves, or really any woman, we do it wet, bent over, no mirror, and in the gloom of the shower. (Dear shower designers: put a damn light in there, will you?)

Ok, so how do you shave like a good sissy?

First up, get yourself a girly razor. It’s not just to remind you of what you are, tho that’s a part of it. Those razors with the big fat handles are designed to be used by women, in the aforementioned less than ideal circumstances, therefore, they’ll be perfect for a novice sissy to use! When you get that razor, get extra blades for it; you will go through those blades like they’re cheap.

Next, you’re going to need patience. Try to go fast with this and you ~will~ get cut. Take your time, and it will take more time than you thought! Budget yourself at least an hour to do your legs, pits and groin.

Speaking of the groin, let me tell you how to avoid the dreaded razorbumps. Razor burn, razor rash, little red bumps of itchy hell! Your instinct and your training will tell you to shave against the direction of hair growth. DON’T! Shave ~with~ the direction of hair growth. Downwards, towards the clit, inwards towards your pussy. Go the other way and you’ll be sorry.

Last tip! Be extra cautious around the trickiest areas. If you’re right handed, that’d be your right armpit, the back of your left thigh and the inner portion of your pussy on the left side. Reverse the ‘left’/'right’ designations if you’re left handed. The general doesn’t-matter-which-side-they’re-on danger zones are the fronts of both knees, especially right under the patella, and the backs of your ankles and knees. Joints, man. They’re killers.

Of course, if you try to shave and still can’t quite get it, your Mistress may take matters into her own hands.

She’ll put you on your back on a massage table in the middle of a party, naked. You will spread your legs and hold your clitty up out of the way for her. And she’ll very gleefully shave you bald in front of all her laughing friends. So unless you happen to like very public humiliation, get used to shaving all that nasty hair off!


 

10 comments to How To Properly Shave a Sissy

  • name

    sissy slut shaved clean waxed (no no?) grow tits

    • Harper

      Is this your ‘to-do’ list?

      (Waxing is great for getting great swathes of hair off quickly. Lots of sissies don’t yet have the self confidence to go to a salon and have the whole package done, hence my advice on how to shave!)

  • Dena

    I have worse 5 o’clock shadow on my chest, than my face. I hate stubble! Is waxing the solution?

    • Harper

      Waxing could very well work for you Dena! Especially on that pesky chest hair. ;) Chest hair often comes in thick and luxurious, like a bear pelt: shaving all that off and keeping it looking nice is a pain. If you go to a good salon, they should offer a nice discount on a package deal. Wax your chest and back (a pretty common set of areas to be waxed for males) for you. You’d wind up hair free for at least two weeks. The main issue with waxing is that you have to let the hair get at least 1/4 of an inch in length, so the wax has something to ‘grip’. So if you’re used to daily shaving and maintenance that way, it can be super bothersome to let it grow out enough to wax!

      That said, if you get it waxed, and then keep going back when the hair grows back, eventually the hairs come in thinner and paler, and each subsequent trip the waxing is less painful and goes easier. Long term, I recommend waxing for keeping the hair gone. (Of course, then there’s electrolysis to remove the hair, which is permanent! Unfortunately, electrolysis doesn’t work on grey hairs. A friend of mine had it done on his beard and mustache, and then it all started to come in white! Poor baby, he skipped salt and pepper and went straight to greybeard!)

  • a

    Mistress Harper::
    There’s a device available called “No-No”. It does a better job than waxing. You can do it at home.

    you could look it up online, order it online.

  • a

    i don’t know how ” no-no” works on grey hairs.
    I did not know electrolosis wont work on grey hair, it’s intewrsesting

  • a

    electrolysis *** interesting

  • al six and a half

    i shaved my pubic area a couple of years ago , and i was surprised that it grew back in weeks

  • VanessaGreen

    Mistress, I’m rather sure, I want to be shaved at one of your parties! Maybe more!

  • Hi sexy Mistress Harper,
    I loved your blog on shaving, it is very good. I for one started shaving about 2 1/2 years ago. I was very nervous about shaving although I really wanted to try it. I had meet with a dominatrix before and had discussed different things with her and how I loved panties. I finally decided to go for it and made an appointment for a session with her. So when I got to her place, I was scared but she and her girlfriend stood me in the tub and shaved off all my hair from the neck down. Lucky I only got one little nick in the process. Ever since that time I have kept myself smooth and clean shaven. You are right it is a chore to stay clean shaven, but it feels so damn good to be smooth especially when you put on silky panties and sexy thigh highs. I do love my panties and thigh highs, and before that time I would always look down and see ugly hair sticking out the sides of my panties or through my thigh highs. And although I only had light chest hair there would always be a few hairs stick out of my babydoll or slips. I now take a bubble bath every week and shave my entire body below the neck. It feels wonderful and I get out feeling good as well as smelling very nice. In between bubble baths I will touch up in the shower, but it is most difficult in my little shower to bend over with out hitting my head and very hard to spread my legs to shave my groin area. So shaving in the bubble bath is so much more relaxing and easy for me. I do wish that I had got some instruction on shaving before I went on my own. Learning by trial and error does cause some unnecessary nicks and razor burns, lol.
    Hugs and Kisses
    Amber

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