How to Pamper Your Mistress

Harper knows you. 800 356 6169I’m sure you’ve all wondered about the proper way to pamper your Mistress.

It’s a weighty question, after all. Improperly pampering your Mistress can lead to all sorts of problems. What if you get her something that she already has? Now you’ve basically given her a problem: clutter. Or maybe you get her a gift that totally backfires! Say it reminds her of that evil ex, the one that broke her heart and made her cry for a month. Wow, way to go submissive, that was sensitive.

Never fear, I do have some ideas for how to really pamper any Mistress.

There’s the first really obvious idea. Her wishlist. I mean, duh, you know this already. None of us put things on our wishlists that we don’t actually want. And I know I like to use my wishlist as a sort of reminder shopping list, so when things disappear from it, it means I went on ahead and bought it for myself. This means, for you, when you browse your Mistress’ wishlist, you’re looking at the things she actually wants and needs. Pamper her by getting one or two things from her list.

Oh, and before I forget… I have two wishlists. One on Amazon.com and one on EdenFantasies. See, I’ve been doing reviews for EF, which, hey, you can read about the latest here (Bondage Tape!) and they also offer a wishlist. So I’ve got all sorts of lovely pampering sex toys on that list. Just in case you wanted to pamper ~me~.

What else can you do to pamper your Mistress?

In no particular order, I present my list of pampering activities for Mistresses. You could write her a sonnet detailing her awesomeness. You could create, record and then post to youtube, a song about how much you want to follow her around and kiss her feet. You could arrange for a dozen roses to arrive for her (best to coordinate that with the LDW office staff). You could surprise her with a gift certificate to a spa. Or a massage. You could get her some nail polish, and get yourself the same color, then send her a picture of yourself in that color.

There’s all sorts of fun ways to pamper your Mistress.

Just follow your heart, it’s very hard to go wrong, despite what I implied at the beginning of this piece. So long as you are heartfelt and sincere, we’ll love anything you take into your heads to do to pamper us.


 

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