All right, you kinky fuckers, let’s get serious for a minute here. It’s time to do a fundraiser drive for Heifer International.

I know, that’s not what you were thinking you’d find on a Fetish Phone Sex Blog, but, you’re here and that’s what’s happening. It’s time for us to stop and take stock of the past year, and line up our expectations for the coming year. Regular readers here already know that I’m a huge fan of giving to charities. I’ve donated to a local animal rescue for years, and worked as a foster (and adopter, twice!), given my time, effort, and money to them; this year, I’m thinking even bigger!

Why Heifer International?

Because they’re awesome, that’s why. Heifer International runs several programs that I adore, and foremost among them is their ongoing commitment to Empower Women through education, direct aid, and teaching self help skills. As you know, I’m a woman. Therefore, programs that help women are right up my alley.

I donate to Heifer International every year. Usually, I donate in the name of various family members. If, throughout the year, you’re a blood relative who gives me any form of fresh hell, your Winter Holiday Gift transforms into a chicken or three, donated in your name, to someone in need. It’s my little way of transforming my family’s sometimes terrible behavior into something fantastic for the world.

How can you help me empower women through Heifer International?

Easy: donate. Even a little bit helps, and helping us raise money for a good cause means your ‘little bit’ can make a big impact. Head to Heifer International and our campaign page and toss in your donation, make the happy thermometer rise up and up, and rest easy knowing you’ve helped make the world just a little bit better.

Follow along in the Kinky Wonderland to see what comes next! Is it you? (no, it’s Mistress Scarlet!)