Mistress Harper 800 356 6169“Dick is Abundant and Low Value” is a quote I saw on Tumblr.

And you know, it really struck me. See, I spend a lot of time in social justice spaces, feminist spaces, woman-centric spaces. Queer spaces. And sometimes, when we’re in our little safe spaces we come up with phrases that just resonate. Whether we’re speaking out of frustration or anger or even sometimes passionate rage, we come up with a phrase that speaks of more than the surface meaning of the words.

“Dick is Abundant”.

Y’know, it really is. Every male has at least one. I have several very nice dicks made from silicone. Dick is very abundant. I can go out to a club and have so many males following me around like love sick puppies, and all I have to do is smile a little. The slightest effort on my part nets me more dick than I can shake a stick at. It’s everywhere!

So why should I value your dick over another?

In economics, when a resource is abundant and easily acquired, the value of that resource goes down. Things that are easy to get are of less value than things that are hard to come by. So if your dick is competing with all these other dicks for my time, energy, attention and skills, what makes your dick so damn special?

The standing rubric for sexual relationship politics right now is one that places value on a woman’s body.

Which is one reason I like looking at and thinking of men’s bodies in economic terms. Let’s flip the script here; I’m not a prude for keeping my pussy to myself, nor am I slut when I indulge in some nice sweaty sex. It’s my pussy, and there’s only one, therefore it is very valuable. But you, my darling males, you are one of many. What makes your dick special? Why should I value you, your cock, or your fumbling attempts at seduction?

If dick is abundant and low value, how can you set yourself apart?

Simple. By being of service. Provide the females of the world with something new and different. Distinguish yourself from the vast teeming masses of bros and dudes. Put the women around you first, genuinely. Value us as we are meant to be valued, respect women and female power, and recognize your inherent lack of worth. Inject yourself with something of value, something other than merely having a dick.

xoxo, Harper