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There comes a time in a man’s life when he has to finally admit that he’s a chronic masturbator.

It’s expected when you’re younger: puberty does weird things to your sex drive, turns everything up to 11, and drives you to hump everything. As you age, that drive to hump slowly decreases, or at least it does for most men. There are those, however, who never see a decrease in the drive, the need, the overwhelming urge to jerk off constantly. For those poor souls, the chronic masturbators of the world, strategies to manage that constant masturbation become necessary.

There are a few well proven chronic masturbation management strategies mixed in with all the bunk and silly strategies; telling the useful from the weird can be tricky!

For some folks, the key to controlling a horny cock is chastity. The Puritan minded among us find relief from endless wanking by going hardcore straight up denial. No erections, no wanking, no cumming or jizzing, just a hard plastic or metal cage encircling that cock and keeping it locked down. To add an edge of power play, some add a series of breakable plastic locks, each with their own serial number, and let their Mistress hold them accountable for letting themselves out of chastity without permission. Fun!Mistress Harper will lock you in a chastity device. (800)356-6169

Some chronic wankers have found that tease and delay is the way to go for them. Edging is the practice of getting as close to orgasm as possible and then stopping, or backing off. For some chronic wankers, endless edging can replace endless jerkin off; edging can be a bit addictive, because of the endorphin high and the quality of that eventual release, so chronic masturbators need to have an experienced Mistress controlling those edges and that eventual release.

Some of the more silly strategies for cutting back on hours of jerking off include:

  • Dipping the willy and danglies in ice water! (brr!) That one verges on CBT (Cock and Ball Torture), and can reduce sperm motility and viability.
  • Speaking of CBT, some wankers go straight for a paddle, thin switch, hairbrush, or just use their hand to punish that horny cock. If you’re going to attempt to punish your cock for being so needy and willful, let a Mistress help you with it! We’re very good at taking a cock in hand and guiding your punishments.
  • I’ve even heard of some wankers using home-made deterrents to jerking off! You should not put food products on your cock to make it less appealing to touch, because you can introduce sugar, yeast, and other foreign elements to the delicate pH balance of your mucous membranes. You also should think twice before you decide to wear sixteen pairs of women’s panties from a bargain store: those do not wick moisture away, and if you’re leaking precum into your panties, you could be brewing up a nice yeast infection. Itchy!

In general, if you’re a chronic masturbator, I recommend one thing to help you: an experienced, knowledgeable, creative Mistress!

Put your unruly cock into the hands of a Mistress. We can mix and match from a wide array of strategies to help control your cock and bring that endless wanking down to something more manageable.