There comes a time in a man’s life when he has to finally admit that he’s a chronic masturbator.
It’s expected when you’re younger: puberty does weird things to your sex drive, turns everything up to 11, and drives you to hump everything. As you age, that drive to hump slowly decreases, or at least it does for most men. There are those, however, who never see a decrease in the drive, the need, the overwhelming urge to jerk off constantly. For those poor souls, the chronic masturbators of the world, strategies to manage that constant masturbation become necessary.
There are a few well proven chronic masturbation management strategies mixed in with all the bunk and silly strategies; telling the useful from the weird can be tricky!
For some folks, the key to controlling a horny cock is chastity. The Puritan minded among us find relief from endless wanking by going hardcore straight up denial. No erections, no wanking, no cumming or jizzing, just a hard plastic or metal cage encircling that cock and keeping it locked down. To add an edge of power play, some add a series of breakable plastic locks, each with their own serial number, and let their Mistress hold them accountable for letting themselves out of chastity without permission. Fun!
Some chronic wankers have found that tease and delay is the way to go for them. Edging is the practice of getting as close to orgasm as possible and then stopping, or backing off. For some chronic wankers, endless edging can replace endless jerkin off; edging can be a bit addictive, because of the endorphin high and the quality of that eventual release, so chronic masturbators need to have an experienced Mistress controlling those edges and that eventual release.
Some of the more silly strategies for cutting back on hours of jerking off include:
- Dipping the willy and danglies in ice water! (brr!) That one verges on CBT (Cock and Ball Torture), and can reduce sperm motility and viability.
- Speaking of CBT, some wankers go straight for a paddle, thin switch, hairbrush, or just use their hand to punish that horny cock. If you’re going to attempt to punish your cock for being so needy and willful, let a Mistress help you with it! We’re very good at taking a cock in hand and guiding your punishments.
- I’ve even heard of some wankers using home-made deterrents to jerking off! You should not put food products on your cock to make it less appealing to touch, because you can introduce sugar, yeast, and other foreign elements to the delicate pH balance of your mucous membranes. You also should think twice before you decide to wear sixteen pairs of women’s panties from a bargain store: those do not wick moisture away, and if you’re leaking precum into your panties, you could be brewing up a nice yeast infection. Itchy!
In general, if you’re a chronic masturbator, I recommend one thing to help you: an experienced, knowledgeable, creative Mistress!
Put your unruly cock into the hands of a Mistress. We can mix and match from a wide array of strategies to help control your cock and bring that endless wanking down to something more manageable.
I admit it: I am one of the men you describe: 41 now, and as horny as I was when I was 15!
I’d love to benefit from the guidance of an experienced mistress, to get my habit (and freedom of orgasms) under control… and I think edge play and (the fantasy of) chastity are the ways forward for me… but what do I know? That’s for my mistress to decide, right?
I could not agree more Ms Harper, some guy have an illness of wanting but more than wanting is the NEED, to stroke! I am sure it is impossible for those men to do anything without the urge to stroke, that is why there is Mistress like us willing to help and guide these men into a more controlled way of living.
I guess I am a really mean mistress after all Ms. Harper. I love taking a hair brush and spanking a man’s cock with it. It teaches that useless piece of meat where a man belongs in My world. The other thing of dropping a cock in ice water is also good, but I personally prefer to pour a glass of water on a man’s cock instead. I LOVE cock and ball torture!!! XOXOXOX
I heard a new one, and I thought you’d like it: dip a man’s cock into white vinegar. Evidently it stings like a son of a bitch! lol!
I’m a chronic Masturbator. I’m 60 and for last 20 years jerk off average once a day. I need a woman to help me manage my addiction to jerking off by stroking my ego. I’m a smart guy, but watching my social life slide to loserville, I find myself getting addicted to women who know how to lower my self-esteem by making clips I listen to that fuck up my head but I find it irresistible. I feel like a rat who keeps pressing a pedal that gives me another shot of dopamine, and I’m going to starve to death cuz the pleasure of jacking off is so great. I need a mistress who’ll say I’m a brilliant genius cuz I’m ahead of average people. I feel like a kid trapped in an old body, and I want to impress a mistress how good I am at jacking off. Tell me a mistress who’ll pat me on the back and like how I’m able to let playing with my dick rule my life, even when I’m smart enough to see that because I’m a fucked up jackoff who can’t talk to women, I don’t know if I ever going get sex again. I like feeling stupid when I jack off cuz when I feel stupid it helps me not think of the probability I’m turning into a real loser of an lonely old fuck who no going fuck pussy. I want to fuck pussy but I’m fucked up inside my head. Who I need is a mistress who will love me with my ducked up brain and all. I need to hear words like:”Awww…it must be hard with your head all fucked up knowing you’ll never fuck a woman again, but I’ll help you Mikie. You don’t need a woman, I think you want to show me how good you can keep fucking up your brains by staying a chronic Masturbator for the rest of your life! I think you should want to stop being so smart. Play with your dick Mikie cuz you’re a stupid fuck jackoff and you know this is what you want to hear. Youre a jackoff genius Mikie, old ugly Mikie. It feels good to be a mindless old jackoff zombie squirting all your intelligence out of your lonely pussy-starved dick. And I will always love You this way, you genius stupid fucked-up sick jackoff!! you’re so smart – you know how to fuck your own brains up even without my help! You’re such a genius fucked up stupid fucktard and I love you this way!!