Let’s try a Chastity Challenge for the summer!

You read that right, I want to set up a Chastity Challenge for you! I bet you can’t remain chaste for me, because you’re a pathetic stroker addicted to your own cock. In fact, you’re so hooked on masturbation that you couldn’t even refrain from stroking off for a long weekend! That’s why I want to challenge you to play along with me.

A good Chastity Challenge has a few key points.

First, there’s the trash talking. I think I covered that, but just in case you still feel adequate, here’s some more. You’re incapable of keeping your hands off your pathetic little cock, because you know you’ll never manage to be with a powerful, strong, independent woman, and the only way you can distract yourself from the pathetic emptiness of your life is through chronic masturbation.

Second, a good Chastity Challenge has some benchmarks to meet, and rewards at each level. If you manage to remain chaste through phase one, you get a pat on the back and a virtual hug, you pathetic pansy. Phase one is super easy: Don’t jerk off for three whole days. Phase two, if you manage to successfully complete it, gets you a cool image made by me to commemorate your achievement. Use it in the forums or as your avatar on twitter or wank off to it, I dunno. Phase two requires that you remain chaste for ten days. Phase three, now, phase three of the chastity challenge is a bitch.

Phase three of the Chastity Challenge is actually difficult.

For the third phase, you’ll need to remain totally chaste for a solid 30 days. That’s right, no touching, no wanking, no edging, no porn, no nothing. Thirty days of total chastity. Make it through those thirty days and you get the pat on the back, the virtual hug, the cool badge of chaste badassness, and I’ll pay for you to call me for ten minutes so I can listen to you finally jerk off and cum all over yourself at the end.

How do you enter the Chastity Challenge?

Drop me an email stating your intention to join in, and then every day afterward to let me know how it’s going. I expect total honesty from you all! Because, as you know, I’m very intuitive, and I can tell when pathetic stroker sluts are wanking off. Besides, you wouldn’t want me to introduce you to plastic locks with serial numbers, now would you?

Join the Chastity Challenge!

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