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Masturbation For Your Health

Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health.

There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of course it’s healthy to masturbate! . . . → Read More: Masturbation For Your Health

Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!

It’s time for you to touch yourself for your Mistress!

It’s May, bitches, and you know what that means: lots of masturbation and hand fucking. For Masturbation May we have a whole metric ton of fun events for you to participate in, and all of them are dirty. We want you to write smut . . . → Read More: Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!

Masturbate Those Winter Blues Away

It’s time to get your winter blues battle plan in order, and may I suggest making time to masturbate every day as an effective strategy?

I’m not kidding here, fellas. If you’re feeling the pinch of a long, cold winter, you should check to make sure you’re taking time to masturbate daily. It’s been . . . → Read More: Masturbate Those Winter Blues Away

Pegging For Straight Males

Tell me what you need.

Pegging is a whole world of fun, and it’s been misunderstood for a very long time!

I have a friend, we’ll call him “Friar”, who absolutely loves to be pegged. And, despite the prevailing idea that the only guys who take a dildo in the ass are gay, . . . → Read More: Pegging For Straight Males

Eat Your Cum For Us

I was having a nice chat with Miss Molly, one of our Live Help Princesses, about our favorite sorts of fetishes.

I asked her what her first thought was when I said “dirty, nasty, kinky fun”, and she answered “Cum eating! Getting guys to wank for us and then lap it up like dirty . . . → Read More: Eat Your Cum For Us

Adult Sex Ed Part Four Relationships and Intimacy

Welcome back to Sex Education for Adults!

I got disgusted by the state of sex ed in America when an adult friend of mine informed me that of course you can only get an STD from penis in vagina sex, and I decided to do something about it. I started last month with Sex . . . → Read More: Adult Sex Ed Part Four Relationships and Intimacy

What is a Scent P!g?

I’m going to go ahead and assume that if you’re reading this, you probably have a cock, and you probably also bathe.

I mean, I really hope you take the time to cleanse yourself! I’ve known some terribly stinky males in my time, real scent p!gs, and they just loved to wallow in their . . . → Read More: What is a Scent P!g?

Guided Masturbation Will Improve Your Sex Life

Give me control over your cock

There are a lot of benefits to guided masturbation, and one of the most immediately obvious is that it will improve your sex life.

Oh, you don’t think it’s that obvious at first glance? Well, hold onto your cocks, I’m going to explain exactly how guided masturbation . . . → Read More: Guided Masturbation Will Improve Your Sex Life

Multi-Orgasmic Males: Fact or Fiction

It’s been pretty well hashed out by now that females can be very multi-orgasmic, so much so that the notion of a multi-orgasmic ~male~ is now considered impossible!

There’s a lot of variation in expression of human sexuality, as well as in the experience of sex between humans. I mean, I’ve known women who . . . → Read More: Multi-Orgasmic Males: Fact or Fiction

The Art of the Mind Fuck

There’s a problem with the entire idea of a Mind Fuck.

I frequently have submissives approach me with a seemingly simple request: they want me to fuck with their heads. The problem with their request is that they’re asking for one thing and expecting another; to whit, when you ask me to fuck with . . . → Read More: The Art of the Mind Fuck