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Masturbation For Your Health

Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health.

There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of course it’s healthy to masturbate! . . . → Read More: Masturbation For Your Health

Daily Edge Instructions Finale

If you haven’t signed up for the Daily Edge Instructions Finale, you’re about to be a very sad stroker!

By now, provided you’ve followed my daily edge instructions on Tumblr, you’re up to an agonizing 87 edges this morning. By tonight, you’ll either owe me the finale set of edges for the month, in . . . → Read More: Daily Edge Instructions Finale

Daily Edge Instructions Valentine’s Day Party

If you’ve been following my Daily Edge Instructions on Tumblr, then you should be in a state of extreme blue balls.

Never fear, darlings, I have a plan to get you some relief! I know you’re in pain, if you’ve been faithfully obeying my daily edge instructions. On Valentine’s Day at 11 pm . . . → Read More: Daily Edge Instructions Valentine’s Day Party

Blue Balls to Match the Blue Texas Sky

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It has been just gorgeous weather here in central Texas! The sky is so blue, I want you to have blue balls to match it.

As you know, last month I started my Daily Edge Instructions series over on my Tumblr. My goal with that was to get you all so wound up and . . . → Read More: Blue Balls to Match the Blue Texas Sky

Daily Edge and Orgasm Delay Instructions

If you’re not following the Daily Edge Instructions on Tumblr, you’re missing out.

You see, I’ve decided that my Tumblr needed a kick, some spice, something new and interesting to make it stand out. Something to help me make you stand up, if you know what I mean. So, I’m doing something new this . . . → Read More: Daily Edge and Orgasm Delay Instructions

Edging for Health and Happiness

One vital aspect of men’s health and happiness that gets overlooked a lot is their sexual health. Edging and orgasm delay is one tool that can increase your sexual health.

When you start to notice yourself feeling down and irritable, it’s important to take the time to identify the source of your discontent. Career, . . . → Read More: Edging for Health and Happiness

Sadistic Mistress Harper Loves Your Tears

I’ve mentioned before that I am a rather sadistic Mistress.

But I think that gets buried, sometimes, under my soft and sweet side. You see, for the most part, I’m a well socialized sadist: I know how to behave in public. I know it’s not right to laugh at people in pain, it’s not . . . → Read More: Sadistic Mistress Harper Loves Your Tears

Cock Stroking Techniques: Harper’s Favorite Three

There are a lot of different cock stroking techniques out there.

When it comes to stroking your dick, you can pretty much pick from a wide range of different cock stroking techniques. There’s your traditional grab it in your fist and rub one out, the tried and true slow stroke from the tip to . . . → Read More: Cock Stroking Techniques: Harper’s Favorite Three

Two Mistresses For One – One Day Only

That’s right, it’s a One Day Only Deal: Two Mistresses for One price!!!

You can get your dreams fulfilled on August 26th by enjoying the wonder and joy that is a Two Mistress call, for the price of a One Mistress call! How you say? Why, by the generosity of all of us working . . . → Read More: Two Mistresses For One – One Day Only

Mistress Harper: Mistress of the Week

That’s right, I’m the Mistress of the Week! A whole week of nothing but Mistress Harper…

Well, ok, I can be good and not make it totally one hundred percent about me, me, me. After all, we do have a very special promotion on August 26th! On Wednesday, the 26th, you can call to . . . → Read More: Mistress Harper: Mistress of the Week